Fart Knock

“Fart” is a flammable gas that our bodies produce and eject which is often set on fire by some people

“Knock” comes from “engine knock” is when the fuel in an internal combustion engine prematurely combust in the cylinder (damages the engine)

“fart knock” is when a person attempts to set their own fart on fire, but end up combusting his/her fart before it goes out of the anus, as a result, his/her anus is blowed up or barbecued from the combusting fart

My friend went to the hospital, because he tried to set his fart on fire, but ended up with Fart Knock

by Person #37878678 September 5, 2021

Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.

India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.

by Pattifil August 2, 2022

Knock you out

It’s when someone is in love with a person so they have little play fights (flirting) which means you have W RIZZ

Girl: You smell

Man: I’m gonna knock you out now if you don’t shutup

by HUNDESUNDEHUNDESUNDE man January 14, 2023

knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".

Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Knock-down-and-drag-out

(also Knock-down-drag-out)

adjective — Something extremely violent or intense.

"A knock-down-and-drag-out fight"

by Maxy BG August 5, 2023

I'll knock you're clock

A slang term used to threaten another human via a punch to the face.

Thomas: Hey RJ you're overweight!
RJ: I'll knock you're clock!

by poutef May 16, 2017

Shock up Knock up

When you are banging a girl against a wall, then you perform a shocker and right as you are about to cum, you go back into her vagina, attempting to knock her up.

"Last night I was banging my big tiddy goth gf, when I accidentally did the Shock up Knock up."

by anarchy morty November 8, 2019