Kiddaphile

A person who preys on kids below the age of 8.First used and invented by AmyHavok in a playground in Kingston. Now commonly used in slang vocabulary. The first person to be named a kiddaphile is a girl called Jenbob. Other words similar include perv, pervert, nonse, pedo, paedophile.

"Jenbob your such a Kiddaphile!"
"Why are you looking at that little kid? you must be a kiddaphile!"

by JeNbOb & AmyHavok June 22, 2008

kiddy pool

The act of ejaculating into a females belly button.

"After Railing your mother I gave her a kiddy pool."

by johnny crunk o matic December 24, 2007

kidding face

A face you make, after you make a sarcastic comment, to show others that you are just kidding.

Girl: I'm sick. Can you make me some chicken soup?
Guy: Fuck no! *kidding face*
Girl: Hehe, you're so cute and funny and sexy and hot and I wanna do you right now so bad! omgwtfbbq!

by Bryan Ward November 22, 2006

Script Kiddies

Kids who would like to be el33t hackerz but just copy the work of others, thinking themselves cool.

Dem script kiddies think they be el33t haxors, but they really suxor! Dude, for real!

by Stephanie Gilgut December 10, 2003

Kiddy Coke

slang term for the ADD medication pill Adherol

damn my friend got perscribed kiddy coke i wish i had ADD

by JEGII January 10, 2008

fat-kidneyed

Being chronically or characteristically late to or absent from planned group social events, especially activities that require a minimum number of participants.

"That fat-kidneyed bastard dropped out of poker night AGAIN?"

"Peace, ye fat-kidney’d rascal! what a brawling dost thou keep!" - Prince Henry, Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 Scene 2

by oddbovine December 14, 2009

kiddo

Someone who is at least slightly younger than you in age, but so apparently intellectual as to have the best of both worlds; brains and purely cute facial characteristics combined with childish noises that cause her companion to smile with delight.

"Hey kiddo," Chris said to Allison as she wiggled her nose, bared her pearly whites and replied with "thwawattwat"

by xmtrn January 29, 2015