strap-on keyboard

Same as keytar. Small keyboard or synthesizer, worn on the strap, similar to guitar.

Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.

Jordan Rudess fucked my ears with his strap-on keyboard solo

by dildo777 July 3, 2018

kaydon

kaydon is a typical individual at first sight, but as you get to know him you find he turns gayer by the minute. he has no life, only works out, and plays fortnite (cough cough... GAYYYYY). also he is very annoying and a try hard.

did you see kaydon the other night??
Yeah he was looking at some other guys ass, he's so weird..

by 21sav December 3, 2018

Keldon

A bitchy ass mf with a smart mouth. He is a skimpy dresser and everyone loves him even though he's always bitching.

Keldon is such a stud but he can fuck off

by Hinesjesusandlife May 29, 2018

keyboard jizz

Jizz that lands on your keyboard due to unexpectedly explosive ejaculation.

Andy was masturbating furiously, he got carried away and this resulted in keyboard jizz.

by dah commie monster October 28, 2013

Swedish Keyhole

A sexual act where two women pour vodka into each others pussy and drink it out

Me and kate got drunk last night and i entered he swedish keyhole

by steven123 December 13, 2007

keyboarding

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Using a keyboard to arrange letters and symbols in an attempt to keep the mind alert and the muscles toned. The keyboard is mostly used for this purpose by members of the older generation.

When Flons was young and he still had control over his bodily functions, he was a dynamic skateboarder. In his twilight years, he finds keyboarding a suitable substitute.

by Blayne September 23, 2005

Keyboard Killing

When you are online on Myspace/MSN/Facebook etc and are having a fight with someone else. it is full throttle keyboarding slamming out payouts and put them down.

girl one: "lets do some keyboard killing"

girl two: "ok"

girl one: "OMG YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU"

girl two: "YOUR SUCH A SLUT AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE TO GO WHEN THEY NEED A F*^K. YOUR REALLY UGLY AND YOUR ARSE HAS ITS OWN POSTCODE"

girl one " OHKK, you just keyboard killed me"

by mishy!=] August 17, 2009