The one motherfucker who always shows up at parties with a 6 pack of monster energy. When a Kyle shows up, you’ll know by the stench of axe body spray. If you see a Kyle out in the wild, hide the Red Bull and reinforce your walls because he will punch a hole through that shit. One way to spot a Kyle is by the way they wear their hat. They always have it at around a 45 degree angle facing the back of their head.
Random person #1: Oh shit here comes Kyle.....
Kyle: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOU GUYS
*Kyle says this whilst punching a hole through your wall and downing a monster energy*
Kyle: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOU GUYS
*Kyle says this whilst punching a hole through your wall and downing a monster energy*
by SpiffyNoodles34 June 18, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.A asexual sub-species of human, who is born by punching a hole through drywall, in which will activate a portal to the Monster Energy Fountain. The Drywall will mix with the Monster Energy to form Kyle- Destroyer of Walls.
You see that guy pushing kids off the top of the playground at the park?
Yeah, that's a purebred Kyle in his natural Habitat.
Yeah, that's a purebred Kyle in his natural Habitat.
by TMase95 June 20, 2019
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Damn it, someone drank all my monster and punched a hole in the wall, was it you Kyle
No, dad! It wasn't me!!!
No, dad! It wasn't me!!!
by Rkelly999 June 20, 2019
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(N): A Monster drinking guy who gains infinite power everytime he drinks a Monster; Guy who weight lifts and will help us out at raiding Area 52!
(N): A Monster drinking guy who gains infinite power everytime he drinks a Monster; Guy who weight lifts and will help us out at raiding Area 52!
Kyle: I drink Monster
Karen: Fuck off Satanic beast
Kyle: NO U
Karen: I would like to talk to the manager
Kyle: FOOL I AM THE MANAGER
Karen: Fuck off Satanic beast
Kyle: NO U
Karen: I would like to talk to the manager
Kyle: FOOL I AM THE MANAGER
by Eim Gay September 22, 2019
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by KillMeForChristSake September 30, 2019
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by Mr retard man October 2, 2019
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