JJJ - Jiggly Junk January 

"JJJ" or "Jiggly Junk January" is a phenomena which happens to your Dick if you are a participant of the Destroy Dick December, where you must nut (or cum), a number of times equal to the day of the month of December. Example, Dec 1st - one time, Dec. 2nd - twice, and so forth. DDD is derived from the No Nut November and as a result of the over stress on the male appendage, will likely cause malfunctions in the next month - hence Jiggle Junk January.

If you experience symptoms which may include ED, PD, or just straight Jiggly Dick ; consult you local Urologist for proper treatment.

Juan: Man, I got JJJ - Jiggly Junk January from participating last month in DDD.

Roger: If you participated in DDD last month and you think you got JJJ, then you need to go see your doctor.

JJJ - Jiggly Junk January by Voodazel November 5, 2018

blow my junk off

The act of using a high powered, high caliber slug to cap or blow ones genitalia off of there body in an act of rebellion against a figure of power or authority who does not wish to comply with requests or demands of the one blowing his junk off.

Mitchell: mom i am going to BLOW MY JUNK OFF if you dont pay 3 more months subscription to WOW!!!

Mom: mitchy NOO!

mitchell: NO WARCRAFT ,NO JUNK!!!

blow my junk off by chuckt12 June 1, 2009

Urbandictionary Junkie 

a) One who reads Urbandictionary.com altogether too often b) Some loser who feels the need to insult people or vent their anger on Urbandictionary.com

Go outside, you urbandictionary junkie! Your skin is looking quite pale. See also loser

Urbandictionary Junkie by Jon January 15, 2004

App Junkie 

A person who has been sucked into the consumerist network of the iTunes app store, and obsessively downloads. It's fun, but you realize there's no escape, soon after you're sucked in.

P.S. I am an app junkie

Guy: Look at my phone, dude! I got ten new apps last night! Whoot!

Joe: He's an app junkie, that's for sure.

App Junkie by Commander Clark November 18, 2009

hulu junkie 

A person who watches the ALL of their tv on hulu.com. They most likely have an account and are subscribed to a wide array of tv shows. They are obsessed with watching all the new episodes of their favorite tv show, and become extremely upset when reruns are posted as new episodes.

Malu was fell asleep in class today because she stayed up all watching all the shows on her subscription last night. What a hulu junkie!

hulu junkie by gypsie-lalaLAlaLala April 28, 2010

jungyeon 

a female of korean descent normally good to trust with secrets and beautiful people. They understand all aspects of life, and have the ability to see from others perspectives quite easily and clearly. Although Jungyeons are easily embarrassed they are not easily put down. Always a smart person, be honored if you have the privilege of knowing a Jungyeon.

I was just pimp slapped by a jungyeon.

jungyeon by Loofia May 16, 2008

Junked

a very bad hangover; used to express the way you feel after a hard night of drinking when all you can do is lay down.

Man, I'm completely junked today. I can hardly see straight.

Junked by Joe2009 October 13, 2009