high jumping

Wining a dining a girl who has a boyfriend with the intention of setting her standards too high for him (or other men) to handle. A form of long term cock blocking against the general population.

Taking a girl you do not intend to date at that moment on a once in a lifetime experience like a vacation, concert, or something super amazing and fun.

I took that girl on a helicopter ride, she loved it. Too bad her boyfriend can't afford it, man I high jumping!

by Stealsyourgirl August 19, 2013

Jump at the table

Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket

“Dude what’s up with him jumping her at the table?”Jump at the table

by Captain haha March 2, 2020

conifer jumping

The art of jumping onto a coniferous tree (preferably in ur own back yard) and riding it as it falls from ur weight, to the floor. be wary of spiders hidden in the conifer if u have a fear of them and try to make sure the conifer is atleast 2 foot TALLER then urself (and dont over jump it). if u happen to be rather fat also be aware of the speed u will drop to the floor and if ur rather thin u may bounce back it helps if ur under the influence of alcohol, but i wudnt try drinking whilst jumping. If u have any neighbours that can clearly see u jumping on ur conifer dont forget to invite them to join, its guaranteed to win u plenty of friends. such act is also accociated with stair surfin and remember whatever u do, dont look back and never let go, happy jumping.

person #1:this party is boring hey have u got a conifer in ur garden?
house owner:yes why?
person #1:o no reason...
person #1:wanna go conifer jumping
person #2:sure!

the next day...

person #1:what happened my head hurts
person #2:i think u landed on ur head
person #1:doing what?
person #2:i dont remember...

by James AC August 30, 2006

Jumping on stages

Jumping on your partner's "dingaling" as you're having intercourse with them on bed (the bed being the stage ofc)

Oh so you where jumping on stages last night with Jeffrey?*wink wink*

by Saggytitsyum March 19, 2021

ass jump

when a basketball player takes a handy help in the ass

dunk with ass jump

by joaovictar987 November 29, 2013

Ad jumping

Ad jumping is basically reporting a google or a youtube ad in order to skip it, normally is used more often in youtube, as it removes the ad
not many people know this technique, but i'm showing you the art of ruining economy in order to skip 5 seconds of an random ad,
Small tip: When you click on a video, put your mouse on the left down corner, spam it and press report ad, and you just skipped an ad in 2 seconds.

Guy 1: Hey dude, im really tired of ads even though they help the economy, and i want to spend less time watching those, what can i do?
Guy 2: normally i would say get the heck out of my house brian, but i recommend you to use ad jumping, very easy and you spend 0 cash on Adblocker plus, now please get out of my house or i will call the cops on you
Guy 1: ok jeez.

by It's i! the great WHAT THE FU- August 6, 2021

Russian Jump

when a male is having intercourse, their counter partner screams Russian Jump as the male ejaculates thrusting her body towards the male increasing the penetration. This may lead to the damage of male balls, however it is very effective.

"My girl tried the Russian Jump on me and now I don't think I can feel my balls anymore"
"that sucks bro, I pulled out before mine said that"

by anonymous January 19, 2021