Don Juans

an imperial unit of macage named after the infamous don juan during the spanish colonization of mexico, or just the movie.

don juans are just based on a scale of 1 to don juan (being 100) on how much of an ego you had to put up to seem worthy of what ever girl or girls you are after.

the conversion rate for don juans to neils is about 69 to 13
" that girl made me get up at least 75 Don Juans before she gave me her number"
by godless15 December 08, 2009
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Juan Jesus

A fat kid who plays Fortnite 24/7 in his room on his PlayStation.
Juan Jesus! Stop watching top 10 thickest Fortnite skins on YouTube you virgin.
by Irawdogedurdaughter December 10, 2021
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filthy juan

A Filthy Juan is when you stick your pointer finger two knuckles deep up your butt, and then you put it into your victims mouth
Steve hit Nathan with a Filthy Juan, and he was pissed!
by BlackLight22 February 02, 2016
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Juan Pompey

Fiction Novelist Joshua Crimm's finest character. Juan pompey utilizes his eagle powers as a gay luchador to fight his oponents on the ring. He is a wine maker by day, Luchador by night.
Juan Pompey might be gay, but he can make some good Merlot.
by Pedro Orta November 05, 2007
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Another juan

When a Mexican jumps over the border.
Border patrol: Hey, another juan jumped the border!
Donald Trump: We must build the wall higher!
by UNNAMED777 October 25, 2016
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juan rodriguez

An awesome person who asks people if they are Canadian,Hungarian or Turkish
by The dude87 January 29, 2018
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juan david

He the hardest flexed out here he gat broke boys he got mad paper is nice and always on a mission
by Gay ninja 69 March 27, 2018
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