Famous footballer caught for being a pedophile the use of his name being a different was to call someone a nonce
by HepburnisaBitchboi March 17, 2019

An incompetant teacher that has no knowledge of what she is doing, all of her data is collected from Mr mandahar and all her worksheets. She is fat and has zero knowledge about what is going on in her job. I like to think she doesnt even know what a computer is, also she fails to arrive on time in class even though her class before is literally right above the fnd of computer art class.
by Gamermann March 20, 2019

a black person that acts like a dumbass. usally very loud and annoying, also speaking little or no understandable words.
by christopher beherns November 26, 2007

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.
by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

by Colin the big boi Johnson July 21, 2019

What you tell your homies when your Johnson is out. This can be used at any time to alert anyone, not only your homies, that your Johnson is indeed out of your pants; on the loose, if you will.
Guy 1 - Guys my dick is out, and swinging as we speak
Guy 2 - Johnson Alert! Johnson Alert! His Johnson is out!
Guy 1 - You're so stupid.
Guy 3 - Johnson Alert yall!
Guy 1 - I hate you guys.
Guy 2 - Johnson Alert! Johnson Alert! His Johnson is out!
Guy 1 - You're so stupid.
Guy 3 - Johnson Alert yall!
Guy 1 - I hate you guys.
by xendord November 26, 2022

Alysha Johnson is one of the best friends in the whole world. she is amazing, kind, beautiful and funny. She can make you happy when your sad, just hands down an amazing person to be around. She is like a sister to me and whenever we are together it is never boring. She can do anything she sets her mind too and never puts herself before others. Even though we are at different schools she is always there for me and I am always there for her. I am never leaving her and I hope she never leaves me. Her laugh brings a smile to my face, if I ever call her she always answers. She has been with me through ups and downs, highs and lows she helps me everyday even if she doesn't know it. If I have a problem she always helps, if I need her to listen she always does. I am with her to the end whether she likes it or not I am never leaving.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That's Alysha Johnson
Person 1: No way!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: We have to go talk to her.
Person 2: Okay lets go!
Person 2: That's Alysha Johnson
Person 1: No way!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: We have to go talk to her.
Person 2: Okay lets go!
by Sam Betz February 15, 2021
