JOHNSON FEST

This is ussually a team event. It involves a bunch of dumasses tugging on one another's willy at the same time.

The sales dept is having a JOHNSON FEST today.

by team mopar November 19, 2004

Ms. Johnson

An incompetant teacher that has no knowledge of what she is doing, all of her data is collected from Mr mandahar and all her worksheets. She is fat and has zero knowledge about what is going on in her job. I like to think she doesnt even know what a computer is, also she fails to arrive on time in class even though her class before is literally right above the fnd of computer art class.

Hey bro can you skip class with me?
Yeah sure, ms. Johnson probably wont even get to class.

by Gamermann March 20, 2019

negro johnson

a black person that acts like a dumbass. usally very loud and annoying, also speaking little or no understandable words.

Cameron and Quinten are both negro johnsons.

by christopher beherns November 26, 2007

randy johnson

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.

You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

johnson’s baby

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”

What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

Alex Johnson

The size of a planet

That is a right Alex Johnson of a thing

by bradcastratesnonce September 25, 2020

Owen Johnson

A loud and obnoxious man, Owen Johnson can be found shouting out things like "LITTLE MANNN" and "IT'S WEDGE'S BIRTHDAY!" between mouthfulls of cake, political debates and un-comformable anti-religious beliefs. His motivation to do well in life is based upon the fact that he resides in the county slum, aka Tonyrefail, thus his schoolwork is immaculately presented and is well received by his teachers, and love is felt towards them by Owen, apart from Mrs Goodridge whom he has a distaste for due to the resentment felt towards Owen after discovering that he is a homophobe. Although Owen's stomach sticks out as much as a rucksack carried by an Afghan in an American airport, Owen is a lovely boy and can be extremely attentive and caring, once asking me "yow orait". His lack of a belt - which reveals his neatly manicured and shaved arsehole - is compensated for by his beautiful smile. Owen is a gorgeous boy and will succeed in his life which will unfortunately be cut short, due to a high possibility of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes or a heart attack.

"I did an Owen Johnson last night"
"What?! You revised for 7 hours straight?"

by Mark Greenberg June 6, 2018