Famous footballer caught for being a pedophile the use of his name being a different was to call someone a nonce
by HepburnisaBitchboi March 17, 2019
An incompetant teacher that has no knowledge of what she is doing, all of her data is collected from Mr mandahar and all her worksheets. She is fat and has zero knowledge about what is going on in her job. I like to think she doesnt even know what a computer is, also she fails to arrive on time in class even though her class before is literally right above the fnd of computer art class.
by Gamermann March 20, 2019
a black person that acts like a dumbass. usally very loud and annoying, also speaking little or no understandable words.
by christopher beherns November 03, 2007
Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.
by whitemale_98 January 07, 2005
A person who will not stop to dominate the competition. If you know someone named this RUN. Run as far as you can after that take a bus and then an AMTRAK train. Get the nuclear codes and nuke the town where "Landen Johnson" lives. I wish you luck to survive. God help us all.....
Landen Johnson burned down my house because I forgot to give his pen back.
Landen Johnson threw Terry off a bridge because he forgot to pay him his $20.
Landen Johnson threw Terry off a bridge because he forgot to pay him his $20.
by Ctrl+Shift+Esc May 06, 2022
by xxdemented_dreamerxx December 02, 2009
Carter Johnson is one kind brilliant try not to forget ⭐handsome guy. If you know a carter Johnson you probably have a crush on him kinda like meh (*my mind* oh God what is he searches his name on here) sorry bout the carter Johnson is one of those guys that are stupid but smart at the same time. He is also one of those guys who moans and slaps in between his knees to be funny...and I fell for him😳🤫
Bestie: Heyyyy gurl who's your crush
Me: well I have lots of them well there's...... and ....... but carter Johnson.....😍
Me: well I have lots of them well there's...... and ....... but carter Johnson.....😍
by Mrs. Arlert 💅 October 14, 2022