Jobber

A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards.
The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.

That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber!
You been to the job centre there....

by Stan October 26, 2010

jobbin'

a male who is really bored while at the computer and feels the urge to masterbate, and then discuss it later to his friends

dude i was chillen at home last night on the comp, and i was so bored i just started jobbin' it bra

by rocco b February 23, 2008

Jobber

feces. shit.

some pigeon layed a jobber on my windshield.

by Clay Bertrand December 11, 2003

Dark Jobbied

When you follow someone into a shared toilet facility and wait for the victim to start doing a poo. You then turn all the lights out and throw multiple rolls of wet toilet roll over the cubicle. This becoming the Dark Jobbie.

Stuart has just been dark jobbied

by Darkjobbiemaster November 19, 2019

Jebby

Your Home spot or place you and your mates go to chill muck about and smoke your casual hang out spot and your 'terrority'

Example.... '

" Where we going on Friday ? "

" Oh, Probaly The Jebby "

" Good I love Napier. "

by Napierboy September 5, 2009

jobbler

jobbler another word for youre nob

Tom.b.man u gota huge jobbler,

j.sams;cheers man i grew it myself, gota thank ma mom's for bleesin me with this huge jobbler.

Tom.b.yeah i wish my mom's cuda blessed me with a joblar like ures agh well beta then nuthin aint it bretherin

j.sams.for sho bretherin

by Ben......... May 1, 2006

jibby

A pathetic man who is most commonly a nerd and lives with his mother.

Person 1 : "Wow.. that guys a major jibby."

Person 2 : "WTF is a Jibby?"

Person 1 : "Jibby? It's a pathetic guy who lives with his mom"

Person 2 : "Like a 35 year old guy who plays that game EverQuest all day?"

Person 1 : "Yeah.. that guy is a Jibby."

by Lux the Great July 21, 2003