Jeremy

the best friend you could ever have! Jeremy's are soft hearted but very cute..and can be a big gamer but behind that gaming mind there is a cute artist that can easily fall in love with you. its very easy to fall in love with a Jeremy. there the best person on earth. and very cute.. And has funny jokes. and does not laugh when you do weird stuff.

hey did you see that sweet heart!
yea he must be a Jeremy

by Skylord March 30, 2017

Jerm

The act of a male grinding or "dry humping" the lower back of his sexual partner with an accompanying vocalization "Uhhh Uhhh" for dramatic effect. Sometimes referenced as "The Jerm" similar to a dance move name like "The Robot" or "The Funky Chicken".

Jermed is referencing the act in past-tense. Jerming is referencing the act in present-tense.

While spooning, he gave her the Jerm as she slept but she woke up halfway through.

by AE76 January 6, 2021

Jeremy

Amazing but really hard to understand and needs to sort out his emotions because it’s driving me crazy and needs to tell me if he’s ever gonna take the risk and go out with me or not. Plz if you see this Jeremy, let me know before it’s too late.

Me: “So are we a thing or not?”
Jeremy: “idk are we?”
Me: “Do u want to be?”

by 260802kc February 13, 2018

dick jerky

a term used to describe a male who hasn't gotten laid in so long that his penis has dried and shriveled up to almost nothing. This person becomes insecure and angry towards the world. He compensates for these feelings by going on power trips and belittling others to make himself feel superior.

Police Officers, asshole managers, republicans,etc.......

Ben(line cook): Hey Dave, I finished all the cleanup and everything looks good, can I go now, my wife is in labor at the hospital.

Dave(manager): Well, that's great but I'm going to need you to detail the fryer machine too......that would be great, thanks.

Ben: You're such a fuckin' piece of dick jerky Dave. I QUIT!!

by dragonzombie October 16, 2009

jerky little prick

A silly little fruity ass.

Hey, there's that jerky little prick Travis. Let's go kick his ass all over this parking lot.

by MilkyLicker July 28, 2004

Jeremy

Someone who has a regular habit of picking berries and taking "walks". Has the features of a Jew but isn't actually Jewish (as far as we know)

"Jeremy stop picking berries and help us you Jewish person!!"
"I told you I'm not Jewish and I don't pick berries!!!"
"Suuuurrreee you don't"

by The anonymous Cat September 6, 2016

jeremy

a very funny, caring guy. a jeremy is a great friend and you should never lose him because they will stay forever. he is literally the cutest little thing ever. if he loves you he will love you for a long time. he is so fun to hang out with. he doesn’t tell any secrets. he is just an amazing person. any girl would be lucky to have him as a significant other. jeremy will make you laugh so hard but at the same time he can make you sad. he is usually pretty tall. he’s very very smart it’s amazing. if you have a jeremy in your life tell them how you feel and keep them close. trust me you will regret losing it. :)

“Jeremy!!!!! come here i need to tell you a secret”

by yaga123456789 August 14, 2019