Thomas Jefferson

Someone who wrote the following: when in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Indipendence.

by Mr. Awesome II July 10, 2015

Jeff Bowden

The greatest Offensive Coordinator in college football today. His offensive strategy is light years ahead of everyone else. Norm Chow ain't got nuthin on Jeffie.

Damn..........Jeff Bowden is da bomb. Did you see that 1 yard out pattern he called on 3rd and 20? That's pure genius right there.

by Bobby Bowden September 28, 2006

Jeffi

Jeffies are opioid analgesic medication synthesized from opium-derived thebaine. In other words any form of opioid medication. Usually in the form of but not limited to; oxycodone or hydrocodone. Many name brands of "Jeffies" are; Oxycontin "The King Jeffi", or weaker forms of "Jeffies" sch as Loraltab or Percocet. Other forms of "Jeffies" are such forms of opioid such as methadone, codeine, morphine, and even on some cases heroin. The name "Jeffi" derives from the people who sell drugs like these. When buying such drugs you have to deal with low life's that aren't legally named "Jeffi" but just look like they should be. This is from things like being overweight and having bent up glasses and being over medicated on Jeffies at all times.

Hey man you wana celebrate and grab a couple jeffies and watch a movie?" or "Dude im so jeffied right now I don't know when I'm asleep or when I'm awake its crazy brah." or "Man I love Jeffies but I hate Jeffi.

by Da Beaks January 21, 2011

Jeffin

Jeffins are one of the most kind boys you'll ever meet. They are sweet, caring, and actually care about you. Jeffin's are different from any other boy, they don't care about looks or body. They'd never ask for nudes. They are very protective of their friends. They are a little quiet and can keep to themselves but are overall just weird, awkward and the most fun. Jeffins make the best jokes. no cap. They will make you laugh until you're crying. They know the most random facts. They also always know the right words to say to calm you down. You can always confide in them and they will only confide in you if the really trust you. They might seem weird at first but give them a chance, they may surprise you.

Person 1: "Did you see that weird dude Jeffin today? Why was he rambling on about some random fact?"
Person 2: "Man, you don't even know him. He's actually pretty cool once you give him a chance."

by avgwhitegurl September 17, 2019

jeff foxworthy

an unfunny person, who only has 1 joke up his sleeve. he is the reason everyone thinks southerners are stupid. had a sitcom that thankfully failed. he must die!

oh my god! they're showing rerun jeff foxworthy, where did the damn remote go?

by da trick biatch December 21, 2005

Jeff

Jeff: The single most hip individual in the Universe. He is incredibly beautiful, speaks 23 languages, and plays every musical instrument ever invented. He is loved by all that meet him and in fact the Grateful Dead actually followed Jeff across the country for over 15 years. Women can not be in his presence for more than 20 minutes because of dehydration risk. This is due to the spontaneous orgasms they experience upon laying their eyes on him. Jeff is also the kindest person in the Universe and once kissed a sloth which later turned it into Taylor Swift.

Jeff only speaks to beautiful women. If you find yourself in the presence of Jeff you should first give the 2 finger peace sign salute in greeting. Jeff will then bless you by granting 3 wishes. Aftweward, Jeff will fly you to his bungalow on the dark side of the moon and make mad passionate love to you for a minimum of 14 hours. At which point he will stop and make you breakfast. All your former friends will hate you for the perfection you have then become.

I'm going to see Jeff, he's giving me the world.

by Pangean February 8, 2017

jim jefferies

A fucking hilarious comedian from Australia. He's like the Rosa Parks but for the word Cunt, and like rosa parks he wants to get shot by rednecks. He's got a fucking banging hot girlfriend Kate Luyben, a young son, four comedy specials (2 w/ netflix), and a show called legit, as well as a death wish by being an Aussie very much involved in American Politics.

Joke 1
Jim Jefferies: Well in America people get my accent confused with the brits, but sometimes with SouthAfrican. I got to say the Australian accent and the South African accent aren't that different if I'm honest. The difference is... Close your eyes and picture me: punching a black person.

Audience:*laughs/gasps

Jim: What I'm trying to say South Africans are horrible people.

by lard789 March 27, 2017