Immaculate Curve

Godly equation to determine the youngest girl you can date.
Your age divided by 2, plus 5 = The age of the youngest girl you can date.

"Dude, she's 16, that's well within your immaculate curve."

by dsmonkey September 19, 2003

Immanuel

A gaylord. Typically likes to suck smaller dicks. Very tall, usually comes with very small dongs.

Sandy: Yo look at that guy, he must be a gigolo!
Georgia: Oh that's just Immanuel.

by lanfdalanfan March 3, 2022

Immediate Likeage

Immediate Likeage (n): When a friend posts a status update, photo, relationship status, etc, and you like it within an embarrassingly short amount of time, marking yourself permanently as some sort of Facebook stalker.

Facebook Newsfeed:

Gina Ferguson and Nicholas Sullivan are in a relationship.

(47 seconds later) Mallory Peterson likes this.

Gina: Good lord. Cool it with the immediate likeage.

Mallory: Sorry, my Facebook stalking threshold is high today.

by malexb714 September 20, 2011

immature

A group of people who say the word "eww" too much.

"Eww, why are we so immature eww"
Selena
Destiny
Rachel
+ Friends

by <3cum<3 January 14, 2008

Immanuel

A person who is socially awkward and who is scared to talk to girls. He is normally excluding himself at all times.

"Who is that kid? He's so awkward!"
"Oh that's an Immanuel"

by Jesus LOL Christ May 26, 2009

Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth

When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.

Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!

by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009

immaculate reunion

an act in which a person skillfully takes a bowel movement into their own mouth such that the feces exits the anal cavity and enters directly into the mouth without contacting any other objects. The re-introduction of excrement into a persons digestive system.

Stephanie applied superior concentration and dexterity as she executed an immaculate reunion.

by John X April 24, 2003