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password insecurity

When you begin entering your password with confidence, but then lose that confidence mid-entry, you might assume the password is incorrect and start over.
"As I was entering my password on my computer, I had a sudden moment of password insecurity and decided to erase it and start again from the beginning."
by TwiggyRules June 30, 2025
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Kinky Insects

I slept with a hooker and now I have kinky insects.
by Chianticat10 August 1, 2025
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Fartificial Insemination

When you nut in someone’s butt and they fart it into a pussy.
Yah bro, my Dads couldn’t get pregnant so they had to use fartificial insemination.
by Thedonius Parcelfoot III September 10, 2025
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Joe and His Insect Family

A family that only breeds with itself, lots of extra chromosomes in this family and they also tend to be very stupid because it's Joe and His Insect Family.
Oh look, it's Joe and His Insect Family
by Eye of Susanoo June 13, 2018
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undisclosed personal insecurities

"I really like Nick, but I’m not interested in dating anyone. I think it has more to do with undisclosed personal insecurities than anything. Nick is an awesome guy but I don’t want to pursue anyone right now."
by Spogbob July 8, 2019
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nest tongue insect

one of those plant thingies with a thick stem and a big flat thing on top and a lot of spots. don't eat a nest tongue insect for they make you throw up your own digestive system
Timmy: OH MY GOD JOE!!!
Joe: *dead corpse on the floor, with a nest tongue insect beside him*
Timmy: joe. you ate a nest tongue insect, didn't you
joe: trhfrhgointrgihiongi4hnifnk4fini54niehi
by kigfignvfdliojfdj March 13, 2020
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Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.
Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!
by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020
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