I'm in Telemarketing

What a prostitute says she does for a living to someone she is trying to date. Hence the term "call girl" (She's really telemarketing that azz!)

Ryan: So what do you do for a living?
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!

(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.

by Da Quizzler October 21, 2011

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I'm a Birdy

An expression used to say that one is very high. In this case, high refers to the desired effects one experiences as the result of consuming drugs.

Stoned Guy A: "Woah, man! That stuff we smoke earlier was really strong!"
Stoned Guy B: "Yeah, dude. I'm a birdy right now."

by TheOriginalTomTom December 01, 2014

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i'm split

Confused, but because of a cacaphony of competing desires and thoughts; not because of indecision.

Man... i'm split.

by Mediapuppet8 May 20, 2017

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I'm great.

Another lie people tell when they try to act okay or fine.

A period at the end makes them look serious, so beware. They aren't okay at all

Ex:

"Hey how are you?"

" i'm great."

by Bismo Bon Bon December 24, 2020

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I'm Heck at This

Something which people only with the name 'Heck' are. At any point, when someone with the username 'Heck' meets another user with the username 'Heck' they must fight to the death, the winner will be labelled 'Heck at This' and they will be the only user capable of saying 'I'm Heck at This.'

Heck: "I'm Heck at This"
Random Guy: "Yes!!!!!!!"

by Heckatthis February 14, 2023

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