Ryan Howard

When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.

Ryan Howard hasn't been a legitimate player since Osama bin Laden was still alive.

by Deez Nuts 2016 October 18, 2015

Howard

A boy who likes to talk to other girls at a party instead of his girlfriend he hugs every girl at a party instead of his own and is a hypocrite

Howard is someone who is

interested in other girls

by Unknown8743790855 July 15, 2019

Howard

Just a regular old joke

“You know Howard?” “Who?” “How are deez nuts tasting in yo mouth.”

by Guntherdaloll December 10, 2019

amelie howard

gourgeous, perfect, young woman who doesn’t see how amazing she truly is

do you know amelie howard, yeah can i get her phone number??? she’s the most beautiful person i’ve seen in my life!

by lovelybird May 12, 2019

Mandy Howard

Mandy Howard is literally the best person ever. She is so funny and always sings in FaceTime and yells at you when you don’t sing along. She makes everything so iconic and take the best photos. Mandy always takes other people’s phones and spans them with pics. She is also the QUEEN of birthday videos and makes the other birthday videos literally quake. She also has the best werid duck sound and is the best dancer ever. She makes everything so fun and amazing. If Mandy Howard is your best friend consider your self lucky but also back of my best friend. 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

Person 1- Wow Mandy Howard seems really nice and iconic. We should be best friends

Person 2- Sorry you can’t she’s Jane’s best friend.

Person 1- Yeah your right. They are super iconic and savage.

by yoooooourgirrrrrrrrl March 30, 2019

howard

Noun: to put skippys extra crunchy peanut butter all over your genitals and letting your dog lick it off to release sexual tension from your parents

Last night I pulled a Howard after the game

Tyler pulled a Howard last night with his brother gage clapp

by DaddyDamien14 October 2, 2019

Howard the Duck

When your girlfriend comes home drunk from the bar and gets stuck in the toilet with the seat up and you have to pull her out.

John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.

by Bariatrocity May 31, 2018