history

History means history

I hate History class!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by THE BIG JEFFF November 30, 2019

Hustory

History, as rewritten by an authoritarian power for the purposes of manipulating the public.

American schools teach the civil war Hustory.

by NOLEG June 23, 2020

History

I secret drug schools make your kids without you knowing, they make it sound like a subject when it's really a brain washing drug that makes kids misbehave.

I need want some History right now.

by I'm totally not a spy February 18, 2021

History

History is the past era of a event that occurred such as:

1) The history behind my family
2) The history of the world
3) Don't look at my search history

by lolidkboiiii June 19, 2021

History Student

Urm well I definitely read all about it...remind me will you? What is it again?

Phil: I'm an Accounting Student because I want to help rich people

Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV

by Chonk Jooper Jarke August 27, 2021

History

A subject that is supposed to help people learn from mistakes made in the past but only teaches you how petty and whimsical people really were back then.

I learnt a chapter in history today and was shocked to read that Caesar had been backstabbed by his friend. Literally.

by AquarianAce November 29, 2021

history memer

usually used to described retards within a community based on historical discussion, this mainly includes those whom consistently post history memes, such as wehrmachts marching, with some text added above, for an example; "me and the boys on our way to paris.", in general, extremely unfunny material.

history memers seem to think that they are cool, yet it is quite the opposite, they are just losers whom have a massive network of gifs taking up 20 terabytes in their downloads folder.

a man going by the name of "Civollow", has described history memers as fat creatures with pimpled faces, round glasses and extremely large teeth.

some dude: fuck off history memer.

history memer: hahaha funny germany take poland go vroom boom kashoom

some dude: shut the fuck up.

history memer: romans when the carthage *insert giga chad*

some dude: ah fuck this guy.

discrod mod: *history memer was banned* reason: retarded history memer

by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc November 10, 2022