hobo potato

A sexual act involving no less than 2, but no more than 5 men

The boys had a hankerin' for a hobo potato later that night

by Hot Tater Lovin' Man July 14, 2021

Hobo Hug

*The act of drawing a friend in for a hug, locking them in said embrace and urinating. The desired effect being that the hugger's urine is visible on the the huggee.

*Said act is best performed whilst intoxicated, for as sobered minds prevail, the amusement starkly declines.

I have to take another shower cause Joey was screwing around and hobo hugged me before my date.

hobo FingA Grandpa Hug

by Gester Ghost September 23, 2010

bitch hobo

A personal assistant, unpaid, homeless; working off his or her debt to you due to an accident or grievance.

I was walking the other day and this homeless guy in a stolen car hit me in the crosswalk. He didn’t have any insurance so I made him my Bitch Hobo.

by tywestie21 November 18, 2017

Hobo's Glue

Slang term for semen. Originated from a joke that claimed hobos use it as glue.

Bill was up all night making hobo's glue in his bed.

by Zeego June 11, 2013

hobo dinner

When you shit into a square of tinfoil and wrap it up and leave it on someone's doorstep, conversely you could also leave it in the fire while camping with friends. Really it can be left anywhere: the inside of a hot car in the middle of summer, under the kitchen sink, under a bed anywhere that it can be found.

Friend #1: Steve left me a hobo dinner last night, the bastard!
Friend #2: Don't you like free food?
Friend #1: He shit into a piece of tinfoil!

by Migrantraven3200 November 23, 2016

robo hobo

To define a "Robo Hobo" is a somewhat difficult task. To come to understand these immense and complex creatures we must first observe their surroundings. Robo Hobo's tend to graze constantly throughout the day and spend most nights in a cardboard box. When approached, a loud growl will usually escape their lips, then soon afterward the animal will start speaking in a slurred voice begging you to tell him/her a story about unicorns and insists on calling you Atticus.

I wandered down an alley, (my usual shortcut to school) just the other day, and came across what looked to be a Robo Hobo.

"RAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Atticus, where is your HORN?!" Said the monstrous creature.

I hurried home and made myself some chai tea to calm my nerves from the terrifying ordeal.

by redkingjupiterborne February 27, 2009

hobo cunt

someone who's a cunt and just can't be bothered doing anything - just sit there and booze all day or lay in bed.. which is more hobo-like, or if you want to go all out then simply go outside dig a hole in the garden and booze it up there! THEN your an official hobo cunt

1.skanky girl with a bottle of vodka laying in the dirt
2. a dirty cunt - quite hoboish
3. a hobo on a corner drinking booze from a brown paper bag yelling obsenities
4. a cunt who's bored and drinks 24/7

by mazizzle May 3, 2005