(alternate spelling of hardon)
1. An erection
2. A problem
Although definition 1 is far more common, 2 is occasionally used. It is used with "for", as in "Having a hard-on for..." It implies an unhealthy fixation, and it is pejorative, in that (obviously) it implies a homoerotic obsession.
1. An erection
2. A problem
Although definition 1 is far more common, 2 is occasionally used. It is used with "for", as in "Having a hard-on for..." It implies an unhealthy fixation, and it is pejorative, in that (obviously) it implies a homoerotic obsession.
Ever since I got Jim fired, he's had a real hard-on for me.
Stop picking on him! Why do you have such a hard-on for him anyway, dude?
Stop picking on him! Why do you have such a hard-on for him anyway, dude?
by ThisIsAmir August 16, 2004
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-Haddonfield?
-uhh chahhh...
-oh yeah i know that place.. it rocks and so does everyone in it! i wish i lived there
-i know everyone does
-uhh chahhh...
-oh yeah i know that place.. it rocks and so does everyone in it! i wish i lived there
-i know everyone does
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by crazy-whitey-in-french-class April 27, 2004
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Township is basically fail.
Township is basically fail.
Average Human being - "Hello. Where are you from?"
Haddon Township Resident - "TAAAWNHEIP! yeehaw!" (takes swig from flask of whiskey)
Haddon Township Resident - "TAAAWNHEIP! yeehaw!" (takes swig from flask of whiskey)
by Seamore Jugs May 6, 2009
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by Crangeru February 15, 2010
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Our secretary is so f*cking hot that she gives me wood all the time. She caught me with a walking hard-on the other day. I was so embarrassed.
by Time4SumAksion May 17, 2006
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Other than period trips to Wal Mart, students stay in their ivory tower that is the school campus. Searcy has absolutely nothing of value in it. For "fun" students can go to Little Rock but if you run into another student while doing something against the rules then you can expect to be expelled.
Daily chapel attendance is mandatory and if you don't attend church on Sunday you are viewed as a heathen. Harding does not have Fraternities or Sororities. They have clubs, which act in much the same way without the benefits of a national frat or sorority. If anyone dares to criticize the policies or ideology that Harding espouses they are told "You knew what Harding was like before you came here".
Harding will emotionally and spiritually cripple you.
Other than period trips to Wal Mart, students stay in their ivory tower that is the school campus. Searcy has absolutely nothing of value in it. For "fun" students can go to Little Rock but if you run into another student while doing something against the rules then you can expect to be expelled.
Daily chapel attendance is mandatory and if you don't attend church on Sunday you are viewed as a heathen. Harding does not have Fraternities or Sororities. They have clubs, which act in much the same way without the benefits of a national frat or sorority. If anyone dares to criticize the policies or ideology that Harding espouses they are told "You knew what Harding was like before you came here".
Harding will emotionally and spiritually cripple you.
Gary: I'm so excited! I got into Harding University!
Hank: Dude, they accept anyone that breathes.
Gary: Still, at least I'll be getting a solid Christian education in a good environment.
Hank: Please go to the Harding University entry on Urban Dictionary
Gary: Holy cow man. I didn't know it was like that.
Hank: Yeah man, want to go to a state school with me? We can have all the booze and girls we want.
Gary: Fuck yeah.
Hank: Dude, they accept anyone that breathes.
Gary: Still, at least I'll be getting a solid Christian education in a good environment.
Hank: Please go to the Harding University entry on Urban Dictionary
Gary: Holy cow man. I didn't know it was like that.
Hank: Yeah man, want to go to a state school with me? We can have all the booze and girls we want.
Gary: Fuck yeah.
by Lou Putz October 2, 2012
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