stinky handjob

A particular handjob exhibiting a particularly odiferous smell, ie) Hagrid and/or haggis

Bro that was a stinky handjob!

by waxonjackson420 June 23, 2023

Schrödinger's handjob

When you are asleep and having a wet dream, and you're not sure where it is a dream or whether it's your best mate wanking you off when you're sharing a bed

Ben woke up in pure euphoria and a wet patch, he rolled over to his best friend blake sleeping next to him. His euphoria swiftly turned to shock and exclaimed "oh fuck, I've had a Schrödinger's handjob"

by Hayden Schrödinger June 24, 2023

Handjob

When someone is being inconvenient to either; themselves or the people around them.

Themselves

Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900

Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes

Those Around Them

Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me

Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs

by Handjob Bill April 15, 2022

Persian handjob

The act of when a old persian lady gets some tahdig and choresht and uses it as lube. After you cum she can have the hearted food cause the fun is so steamy.

My chaleh jUst gave me a persian handjob after we mofted food.

by Agha cos kesh August 28, 2018

Connecticut Handjob

A geographical phenomenon upon which your flaccid cock spontaneously oozes cum at the elation of abetting traffic that had neither source nor cause.

I'm on 84 West towards Danbury and I swear I just got the best Connecticut Handjob of my life - I need a new pair of underwear.

by humanchair October 16, 2022

Handjob

National handjob from girlfriend day!!

Hey babe its December 7th, handjob time
sigh*gets hands ready*

by woler December 6, 2022

Inverse Handjob

(N) Instead of sitting on your hand to make it feel like someone else is giving u a handjob sit on your dick so it feels like your giving someone else a handjob

Man I gave myself the best Inverse Handjob last night.

by A_Random_Man June 20, 2017