carny hands

people, generally men, who have freakishly small hands.

Josh's carny hands freak me out, they are way too small, freakish!

by Vanelle March 04, 2009

Gang Handed

Famously used by Kim Woodburn on the UK’s CBB (Celebrity Big Brother) television show.

To be gang handed to participate in or enable: ganging up on someone, bullying, inserting yourself in situations to over power and/or out number someone, to be apart of gang activity, to support authoritarianism, to support fascism, and to participate in organized crime.

“You girls are gang handed. Every time I have cross words with her you jump in.”

“The police knew what they did was wrong and instead tried to cover each other’s asses, so no one got justice. They’re gang handed.”

“Bullies love to strike in front of their gang handed supporters.”

by RenegadeStar December 03, 2020

Hand of righteousness

The hand of justice or being morally right or Getting the shit slapped out of ya

Tr3c If you don’t shut the hell up your going to catch the Hand of righteousness

by Skull EnDOr October 26, 2017

hand cream

That infamous post jerk-off semen on your hand that you don't quite know what to do with.

Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
Brandon- Give me a break Johnny, I've got a fist full of hand cream in here and nowhere to wipe it! Jeez!

by The Ugly Barnacle February 28, 2015

Poon Hand

The hand you just put in a lady's vag.

*High five*
Dude#1: "Poon hand!"
Dude#2: "Ah, shit."

by Wentz March 04, 2007

Hand Dolly

A slang term for a soothing hand gesture taking place around a penis, in which the penis is stroked quickly until ejaculation.

Also known as a handjob.

Hey have you seen Jonus and Michelle anywhere?

Yeah, they're in the back room. I wouldn't go back there though, she's giving him a quick hand dolly before we leave.

Yeah, I'll stay away from that.

by Sasha Collins July 15, 2011

Museum Hands

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.

I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.

by Director October 23, 2014