hamburger eyes

When your eyes get as big as hamburgers, when looking at someone you think is hot.

Damn, I got hamburger eyes for that chick over there...

by jremark July 25, 2007

hamburglar

A Hamburger stealing dickless, little bastard, that enjoys rubbing catchup and mustard all over his nipples and will most likely die a virgin unless he finds a hooker willing to have sex with him.

Aw God Damnitt, that bastard Hamburglar just grabbed that burger strait from my fucking hands.

by Congreeman Jim McDermot October 13, 2006

hamburgler

One who steals someone's anal virginity.

Fred was quite a hamburgler last night with that girl.

by afritz1234 April 17, 2009

hamburgler

someone who steals a hamburger

Stop that hamburgler, he stole my whopper!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Hamburglar

An incompetent driver; anyone who shows a lack of competence behind the controls of a motorized vehicle.

Friend 1: So how is the road trip going?
Friend 2: Well I just entered Jersey and- OH GOD THAT HAMBURGLAR RAN OVER THOSE CHILDREN!

by Arnettia August 16, 2010

hamburger

v., slang - (to) hamburger someone

to capture someone and squeeze them between your and someone else's body, resembling a hamburger, the victim being the "patty" and two attackers the buns.

to be caught beneath a pile of people

"Salad" and so on can be added to reach a huge pile of people or "ingredients".

Guy 1: Let's go hamburger him!
Guy 2: Dude, I'm in.

Guy 1: "I'm so gonna sneak into that show."
Guy 2: "Well, have fun getting hamburgered by security."

by Bi-Larious Anon March 4, 2011

Hamburgler

A short, stocky, annoying fellow will pretends to be one's friend, but hides malicious tendencies.

The kid is a little f'n hamburgler

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004