heckered 

In reference to Minnesota-based businessman/con artist Denny Hecker, term is used when you get royally ripped off by somebody to the point where you lose large sums of money or expensive property.

Sean- Dude, I totally thought I got a great deal on Laker courtside seats for the game tonight, but after I paid for them, it turns out the tickets were a fake. Now I'm out ten grand.

Alex- You totally got heckered. You're wife's gonna be pissed.

heckered by sealex1255 April 9, 2010

Hacketty 

A really un-funny or irrelevant joke

'That's bent, Darren Bent' that's very hacketty

Hacketty by Banter@Barton August 14, 2016

Hucker 

MTB rider who free falls through the air to bypass technical features rather than wasting them riding over them.

Hagar the hucker just fucked that rock garden off, hucking the shit out of it big time.

Hucker by Wordmiester September 28, 2019

Hacked

Hacked is supposed to mean unauthorized access to computers and computer networks, but not any more, now it means to post 'Hilarious' statuses on somebodies Facebook profile.

Idiot: "I totally hacked Joe's Facebook the other day!"
Normal Person: "Really, you hacked it? How?"
Idiot: "He left himself logged in and I posted a status."
Normal Person: "That's not hacking."

Hacked by Pseudonym Man. October 15, 2011

hankering for a pankering 

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.

If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.

hankering for a pankering by Bloopy February 10, 2006

Hackettstown High School 

A really shitty high school that is prodomitely white and hispanic. Hackettstown High School sucks at almost everything and the staff there is actually horrendous. They bring in the K-9 unit almost every week to sniff for drugs and kids pass out in the hallway at least once a day. Everyone at Hackettstown High School is loud as fuck and everyone there always has to either do drugs in the bathroom, yell at teachers, do some dumb reckless shit, or deadass just leave or not show up. The lockers are filled with ants and they are disgusting, the science labs always manage to smell like a sewage system, and the school is a depression microwave. Everyone that goes there wants to kill themselves. Not to mention, the school has 0 air conditioning except for the main office and one in spanish and art room. The school is small as fuck and is extreamly uncomfortable to be in. Everyone that goes there thinks they are from the ghetto or in a hardcore gang. This school is shit.

Oh hey have you heard what hell is like?

Yeah it’s Hackettstown High School

Hackettstown High School by midxight April 11, 2019

Ham Hockers

A large pair of typically juicy breasts found primarly in regions of redneck heritage

I’m gunna take a long look at those big ham hockers, while I play with my cocker.

Ham Hockers by Ebfantastic January 28, 2018