Grubenshmarger

'Edge of the shit-pit'. A word for giving sympathy to someone who needs to vent without providing examples as to how you can relate, which would either make the person feel like you're trying to center the conversation on yourself or just be a repeat of what they're saying. Another translation can be "I'd buy us a beer to cry in, but I'm broke"

A: (sobbing)That bitch Farina is screwing me over, she does whatever she feels like without thinking about anyone else!
B:(remembering how Farina stole B's wallet, car, and boyfriend) Grubenshmarger (hugs A)

by Stormis_Avalon May 9, 2018

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Not to be confused with the cantankerous hairy green sneaky-smile dude who hates Chris --- oops, I should say, da "winter holidays" --- this terms refers to the grating nerve-jarring noise made by a crabbily-dissatisfied person while chewing a less-than-pleasant-textured food in lieu of some more-palatable snack. The disgruntled person shovels in a big mouthful of said hard/lumpy comestible, presses his cheek firmly against the ear of whoever served him said "delightful delicacy" and then begins chomping slowly and irritably (making "grumpy crunch" sounds) in order to inflict maximum auditory annoyance on said stingy host, whom the eater strongly feels should have been more willing/capable of providing him with a more pleasant repast (i.e., crispy-fresh potato chips instead of somewhat-stale veggie-wafers or salt-free corn-chips which not only taste disgusting but are also now as hard as a rock because nobody else wanted to eat 'em either, and so they have been just sitting around for two weeks! Extra points if the unhappy chewer thinks to actually **add* a portion of even more "noisy" food --- like dry-roasted peanuts --- to the disgusting mix prior to falling to, since it will make said grunching all the more grindingly-deafening and thus hopefully more "persuasive" to the host, and compel him to make a trip to the supermarket or corner-grocery in search of more pleasant edibles.

Thrifty-minded parent: I always keep a little cello-pouch of disposable earplugs in my shirt-pocket, so that I can pop 'em in whenever I serve my teenage son a snack of leftovers... not only does it save my having to listen to his whiny complaining, but it also prevents my eardrums from "direct assault" while he's grunching his way through the bowlful. The food I give him is plenty good enough, and he needs to learn about economizing and being non-wasteful... I've told him a thousand times that (A) I'm not made of money and (B) there are children starving in Africa, and so I am NOT going to let perfectly good food just get thrown away, or make a special trip to Kroger's just to satisfy his discriminating palate!

by QuacksO July 21, 2018

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Gruenendahl cumhawaiiana

A sex position practiced in ancient Hawaii and a variation of the normal cumhawaiiana, mostly used by men with tiny penises and not to be confused with the gruenendahl cumdumpster.

The female gets into the common doggy position as the male prepares himself behind her.

Instead of gently putting his penis inside her as expected he takes a few steps back and rushes towards his prey. As he runs toward his partner he screams "what can i say except..." and after the moment he penetrates whatever hole he hits, he finishes with "you're welcome".

Now the difference of the gruenendahl styled cumhawaiiana is that the female part must not be older than the age of 4 and that the male is her caretaker.
It is not recommended to have a large penis as it can harm serious damage.

Another variation for example is the Dexter cumhawaiiana where the man says "Surprise motherf*cker".

Gruenendahl cumhawaiiana, hawaii (ancient Hawaii), cum (the act of having an orgasm), gruenendahl (the caretaker)

Becky sit down and have a drink with me.

Sorry I can't Mom, my caretaker cumhawaiianad me yesterday, gruenendahl style.

Becky what the fuck, I didn't raise a little crybitch. Now sit down or I'll dexter cumhawaiiana you.

by Phido95 September 26, 2018

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