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jack goff

by TheMessiah04 April 19, 2016
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wet geoffrey

1.when your fuckin a girl from behind,you pull out,flick a gober in her ear (so she thinks u came in her ear)when she turns around,u skeet in her face and then punch her

2.combo of the houdini,donkey punch and a jelly donut
"Last night me and this bitch did a wet geoffrey"

"I like wet geoffreyssssssssssssss&qu ot;

"Yo this bitch took a wet geoffrey like a CHAMPPPPP"
Source: yerpp, south oh bee
by yerpp February 26, 2008
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Graffeces

The age-old art form of leaving poop stains in the shitter.
My wife often leaves poop-stains in the toilet. One day she called me at work and said that the poop stain bandit had struck again and I asked her if it was an act of graffeces? Needless to say it stuck, LOL.
by Poop Stains Hoenie August 30, 2009
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Geoff

U are a Geoff
by Jonjon.boy January 25, 2018
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goffy

the cringy version of goofy.

tldr: not funny
caleb: *tells a stupid joke*
me: how goffy of you
by goffycoffee123 May 27, 2020
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Chicago Graffiti

n., v.
The act of, when an upper decker is rendered impractical or impossible (e.g. when said toilet has no water tank), taking a dump on the toilet seat.
noun: Dude! I just laid a Chicago Graffiti in the hotel bathroom.
verb: I Chicago Graffiti'd all over that seat!
by ChiGuy75 May 31, 2010
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Goffstown

A genetic cesspool of a town in New Hampshire where the dominant social group is a bunch of whiggers who hang out at the skatepark and think they are cool for smoking the weed that they bought with their mom's money. There is only one alleyway in Goffstown, and if you walk down it, you will not be mugged.
^^^lol douchebag from goffstown^^^
by Inhabitant of Goffstown (NH) January 17, 2011
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