A soccer term describing one of three events:
1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.
2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.
3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.
Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.
2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.
3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.
Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.
Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?
Ted: He's the boss's son.
Bill: Way to score an American goal.
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.
Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?
Ted: He's the boss's son.
Bill: Way to score an American goal.
by jfalexander July 7, 2010
Get the American goalmug. jacob 2: yall eerv see john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide? ii heard he has a fart hole goal extreme hard
shayanne: no lmao
shayanne: no lmao
by mesa727 June 23, 2023
Get the fart hole goal extreme hardmug. by Alice13193 April 15, 2014
Get the goal shortsmug. when you are a very sexy professional footballer and you share your gf with another very sexy professional footballer
by DefoNotAnton October 3, 2019
Get the couple goalsmug. Quite literally a couple that just say ooga booga and booba to eachother and love each eachother more than anything
"Ayo what the fuck are Aliyah and Alex doing"
"They're saying dumb shit gibberish to eachother, they are literally Couple Goals ♡"
"They're saying dumb shit gibberish to eachother, they are literally Couple Goals ♡"
by Raptor R3x April 17, 2021
Get the Couple Goals ♡mug. Lacrosse ref: Penalty on # 8, 2 minutes unnecessary roughness, full time!
Lax bro in crowd: Damn Sully got 2 for that hit and No Parole for the Goal to boot! Dirty
Lax bro in crowd: Damn Sully got 2 for that hit and No Parole for the Goal to boot! Dirty
by Luggage74 May 24, 2025
Get the No Parole for the Goalmug. June 19-20,1999 saw the triple overtime 6th game of the 1999 Stanley Cup won by the Dallas Stars 2-1 from a disputed goal by Brett Hull known in Buffalo as the "No Goal". The celebration of the annual anniversary.
by davidkazz07 June 22, 2017
Get the no goal daymug.