olympic goal

A goal scored directly from a corner kick without any other assistance in football(soccer)

Person: did you see the Olympic goal last night?
Perdón 2: yeah it was awesome!

by Rflow5 May 2, 2022

90 minute goal

when something is achieved last minute

eric: Hey, how did you submission go?
elle: it was fine but it was like a 90 minute goal kmt

by Elle.L January 5, 2022

Goal

Unachievable

A goal is fuking unachievable. Dont waste ur time. Utilise it to masturbate

by Mongoosus69 November 11, 2022

Lenger goal

when da mandem score a mad ting

*Man scores goal*

Mandem: jeeeeezzzz fam that was a Lenger goal blud

by Lengerswimming November 22, 2022

Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022

Couple goals

Mia and Ethan
literally just Mia and Ethan

damn, Mia and Ethan are literal couple goals, wish i could be like them

by aznsmug January 30, 2022

Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.

Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.

by Mike109999 January 31, 2022