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african american gentleman

A term white people like to use because they think saying "black guy" just isn't politically correct.
Person A: Do you remember Mark from the party last night?

Person B: No, what did he look like again?

Person A: He was the African American gentleman in the blue shirt.

timepiece gentleman 

Pulled a bad publicity stunt online, lied about the reason, blame everyone for the bad reception and negative comments. Apologised to the public as the last resort. Narcissistic douchebag
No publicity is bad publicity unless your done a timepiece gentleman

The Gentleman's Oath 

The Gentleman's oath is as follows:

never fart on a man's balls
"you remember the oath i made you take a while ago? The Gentleman's Oath, i must now ask you to break it, Fart on Princess Kenny's balls douchebag"
-Eric Cartman

Supreme Gentleman 

A Supreme Gentleman is a sub-genre of the Nice Guy genus that has allowed their ego to inflate to such an extent, and become so Fedora in their philosophical outlook that they go on a shooting spree to end their kissless-virgin angst.
"I am the perfect guy, but yet, you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me: the Supreme Gentleman.

I will punish all of you for it!

*Points and laughs at screen, finishes rant, goes and shoots some people*

Mexican Gentleman 

The act of urinating on tables before, during, or after a meal. Being a Mexican gentleman can be completed in public restaurants or privately in the home. But it is best executed in important occasions such as parties and family gatherings.
Juan was a real Mexican Gentleman at Jose's birthday party. It took the Rodriguez family 35 minutes to clean up the piss-soaked taquitos all over the table.
Mexican Gentleman by Paco Gutierez November 14, 2013

Pittsburgh Gentleman

A mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal, ginger ale, lime juice, and grenadine.
After a long day at the office, I like to put back a series of Pittsburgh Gentleman to take the edge off.
Pittsburgh Gentleman by Pburgh73 September 30, 2011