future freshie

a kid in the eighth grade moving into highschool

damn thats a lot of future freshies

by futurefreshie March 11, 2017

Future-Neutral Bias

A personal indifference towards future social, economic or political outcomes due to a lack of genetic offspring.

Mary doesn't have children, so she doesn't believe that she benefits from her property taxes being used to fund public schools, that's her future-neutral bias.

by wmkdaw August 31, 2016

future xwife

When you go out with your buddy's drinking scamming on the women looking for your xwife to be that you haven't even met yet

You walk into a drinkng establisment announce out loud ANYBODY SEEN MY FUTURE XWIFE!

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

Futural

The opposite of mutual: To disagree

Simone was angry at Fraser over a futural decision

by Frizz0007 October 20, 2013

Future Trash

To leave a job, chore, assignment or i.o.u's to your future self to avoid doing it in present.

'Oh crap, I forgot to do that math homework... never mind I'll just future trash it to myself.'

or

'Dude, you better empty the garbage.'
'Nah, I'm watching TV I'll just future trash it to me.'

by RainbowRedBox January 1, 2012

Colored Future

ColoredFuture is a fundraising software that allows every users to donate and fundraise.

I payed out huge with the Colored Future software

by Muyiwa Odedina March 5, 2023

dirty future

a white individual that is very annoying. he always tries to get in your business and is so fucking dumb. he most likely has curly hair and blue eyes. He will show up to your locker room and dip your mouthguard in the toilet

look its dirty future

by dirtymen January 17, 2023