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Monkey Fucker

v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.
Hey, that guy is doing the Monkey Fucker! Damn that shit looks funny!
Monkey Fucker by ABN October 5, 2004
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fecal fucker 

one who gets off and enjoys potting the brown after an anema, prior to emptying of the vowels, while the rectum is still full of shit.
The pillow biting fecal fucker pounded his partners sumptous ass!!!
fecal fucker by Paul Valdez September 23, 2006

Fighter fucker 

Female person who likes only men that are considered any kind of fighters: MMA, kick boxers, BJJ-ers, boxers, wrestlers, etc.
She's a fighter fucker, from a boxer went to a wrestler.
Fighter fucker by i choke you August 30, 2012

Campfire Fucker 

A Campfire Fucker can be referred to someone who has the audacity to fuck a campfire. If you ever see a Campfire Fucker, make sure to run because you may be next.
"Hey Joe, come over here and make some s'mores with me!"
"Alright sure thing, we definitely got to look out for Campfire Fuckers though, we do not wanna end up like Larry!"

tea fucker 

One who is enthused at the sight of tea, any British person
Those tea fuckers over there need to give us our independence.
tea fucker by Marucci October 4, 2017

Twisted fucker 

A person that is messed up in the mind. Prevert.
That twisted fucker. set my clothes on fire.
Twisted fucker by SassyGirl21 March 5, 2019