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Fruitytard

Used as an adjective or verb

One who acts stupid, in the process saying something that could potentially make them look gay.

The act of being a fruitytard.
Guy One: Oh shit I just broke a nail
Guy Two: You're such a Fruitytard.
Guy One: *suddenly defensive* What? You wanna take it outside?
Guy Two: No... I'm not gonna fight someone who tries to defend their masculinity after complaining about breaking a nail...
by Skquebellum November 18, 2011
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Fruity Tune

A song, either on a guy's MP3 player or CD, that is played within a group of male friends. This song is either a love or sad song. Usually these songs are played in a car. Since the guy who has the song on the MP3 player or the CD is confined by his group of friends, the friends will ridicule him. The song does not necessarily have to be fruity itself, but the fact that the guy is playing it in a car filled with his friends will automatically make it fruity.
*I Don't Want To Miss A Thing comes on*
Jeremy- Hahahaha you're seriously playing this song right now?!
Trevor- Dammit! Another fruity tune came on...
Derek- It's okay buddy. It's not like you're getting laid anytime soon anyways.
by ppg436 November 21, 2011
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Fruuty

When a guy and a girl whom are dating are together, one of the spouses tries to get the friend of the other spouse to help cheat on their best friend but the best friend is such a good friend that no matter how much they want to bums uglies they don't want to lose their friend.
guy - "she is so mean to me, you're so nice, I want to be with you (tries to kiss)''
friend - (pulls away from kiss) "sorry she's my best friend and I love her so back off"
girl (later in the years after they have broke up) - "he was always trying to get with my friends"
friend - "yeah he tried to get fruuty with me once but I told him that I loved you too much and to get lost."
BFF's!!!
by a gewd fran October 15, 2011
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fruity cootie

when your cootie smells ripe!
damn girl we just had sex and you have a fruity cootie, clean that thang!
by secretadmirer92 October 21, 2011
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fruity in the pants

I think J.T. Might be a little fruity in the pants
by Puffcake July 15, 2014
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Frusty

You look like a frusty.

Hey! frusty! let's go!
That dude is a frusty.
by lobell September 7, 2014
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Fruity

"Man that guy is so fruity"
by 12Anonymous21 May 13, 2016
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