freeze gun

A freeze gun is when a male ejaculates into a Yeti cooler while the female spits into his asshole from behind. Invented by Sir Robert Francis III in England during the late 15th century, this is an erotic display of affection and should only be used in times of true euphoria.

Brad, don't freeze gun me anymore. It's too cold in your room.

by zajo24 November 9, 2017

Traumatic Freeze Up

When you freeze up in a defining moment and the effects are then traumatizing in the years to follow.

Dawg I was finally boutta clap and make her my wife but I got so nervous I froze, and when you’re a grower not a shower that shit is a traumatic freeze up

by The Hendonation July 6, 2020

Freeze peach

Just a silly way of saying or writing "Free speech." Try it. Phonetically it sounds the same. That's right isn't it? "Phonetically?" I'm using it right there aren't I? Hmmm... Probably... If not, I'm almost using it right... Right adjacent at least... Possibly completely wrong... No, it's fine. I'll just change the rule. From now on, the word "phonetically" is used like that ☝️ You see it? THAT ☝️ is both allowed and correct. AND SO IT SHALL BE!!!

Stein Ericwine "They're gaming freeze peach! I mean, obviously I'M doing it right and should be allowed to freeze as many peaches as I want but THEM!? THEY'RE CHEATING!"

Hym "You're literally just invoking 'hate speech' there. Like... Gaming freeze peach and 'Hate Speech' are the same thing."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023

blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.

blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

South pole freeze

the act of punching the testicles during a blowjob

I thought i was in love untill she gave me a south pole freeze.

by swooooooooooooosh December 3, 2018

Freezing Asset Rich

Being wealthy enough to have the US government freeze your assets

I don't want to be just rich. I want to be freezing asset rich

by johnself April 28, 2014

Freezing Spray

The act of ejaculating into your own hand ,while being intimate with a woman, and putting it in front of the air conditioner to cool it down then throw it at her face.

Alech, Ryan and Josh talked about how they gave their wives the Freezing Spray last night and how much the wives enjoyed the cooking sensation.

by Onlefor May 29, 2023