what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.
Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”
by Dohm M November 13, 2017
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Generic Brand

A fictional company Wile e Coyote got Rocket Rollerblades from to finally catch the Roadrunner (NOT CANON) in that one ACME hour commercial.
ROCKET-ROLLERBLADES
GENERIC BRAND
by SonicTime23 May 31, 2023
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Branded

When upcoming social media creators become unoriginal, they become unfunny and typical. Working for a brand.
-hey, I swear king Bach used to be funny.

-yea, he’s branded now
by ~lovea July 18, 2021
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Brand Ambassador

Wealthy Villian dealin company time . Getting paid just to talk . Own boss run on own time .
Chris says work smart don’t work hard . Mr. brand ambassador stay gettin broads .
by Chri$zzz March 16, 2022
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Off-brand Fabulous

The cheap brand, or version, of a product that is so bad yet memorable that it creates an emotional connection in your mind.
Have you seen The Rings of Power?? It's Amazon's new LOTR series. I'm telling you girl, it's off-brand fabulous.
by RollingFuckBale September 08, 2022
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off-brand fabulous

The cheap brand/version of a product that is so bad yet memorable that it creates an emotional connection in your mind, often confused with actual appreciation or novelty.
Have you seen The Rings of Power?? It's Amazon's new LOTR series. I'm telling you girl, it's off-brand fabulous.
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Kroger Brand Oreos

Bob - Hey, dude, I got some kroger brand oreos in my lunchbox!
Steve - There's a drug dog behind you. Loljk.
by Donttellyourteacher April 14, 2011
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