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Stanley

A Stanley is a boy-man with his head in the clouds. A better friend than romantic partner, he would take money out of his gf’s purse to put on his homie’s books. A Stanley will never settle for normality, even if it means a life of chaos and never ending drama. He enjoys gambling in every aspect of life, sometimes neglecting important debts for his next big gamble. He is helpful when he feels like it, however good luck getting any type of response if he owes you something- you’re likely never to see it again.
Stanley wants to take everybody to Las Vegas so he can spend everybody’s money.
by Corazoncito November 23, 2021
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Flat Stanley

a boy who looks undernourished, he also has a specific fashion: graphic tees, flannels, extra baggy jeans ( because they are skinny).
by dontbesensitive December 1, 2019
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Stanley steamer

This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks
Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”

Man 2) “why not?”

Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”

Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”

Man 1) “refer to the above description.”
by Ascience August 27, 2021
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deejay stanley

i'm a proffessional in what i'm doing
by dj stanley December 26, 2020
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Stanley

Stanley is a former colliery town and civil parish in County Durham, England. Centred on a hilltop between Chester-le-Street and Consett, the town lies south west of Gateshead. It also happens to be an absolute shithole, where it's easier to count houses that have snow on the roof in the winter than those without. Everyone is either on drugs or is a raging alcoholic or both if you're real special. It also holds North Durham Academy within its borders. Home to a bunch of arseholes and fucktards, what a special fucking place to be.
Stanley, where wishes and dreams go to burn and die.
by Anonymousguy.19 December 27, 2019
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Joe Stanley

A blonde 16 year old spastic who supports west ham BUBBLES
by biggman1990998888 November 24, 2022
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