Stanley

A dump near Consett well known for druggys, alcoholics, and people stealing your car doors and your shoelaces

Stanley = shit hole

by Bitch lasagnaa March 30, 2019

Stanley cupped

The act of a virgin who has an STD from being kissed by many hockey players

I didn't even sleep with her! How did I get herpes,? Must have been Stanley cupped

by In the hat April 2, 2017

Stanley Howes

A really cool guy who is a gamer and has lots of women who love him.

“Damn my slime, you’re such a Stanley Howes”

by Stanley Howes March 2, 2021

Sephora Stanley preppy

An audience from the age of 6-10 getting influenced by teenagers/young adults doing skincare, makeup, and having Stanley cups. Usually the shop they get the skincare and makeup is Sephora. They usually are extremely disrespectful and likes products that are horrible for their young skin. Usually acids and retinol.

*Young adult/teenager reaching for the last retinol drunk elephant product*
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? 😡
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?

Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*

Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! 🤬 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH 😟
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? 🥺 if you don’t want to thats alright 😇☺️
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!😁
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice 😇
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a “ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT ”
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL 🤬🤬
Sephora kid: 👼😇
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy 😒😒😒

by divine 🤠 July 15, 2024

Stanley (AJK)

Fattest kid in skl ❌🧢 dis yute gets bullied On a daily and he’s hangin out with dat lanky unrated year 11 with the Black primark hoodie , he’s the reason why there are no burgers left on tuesday, takes up 2 spaces in the line, and flicks paper and beats the desk with his pen like his marj beat him
Wallahi his new coat looks like some1 busted a fat one all over him

Person 1 “ Stanley (AJK) fat ahliee”
Person 2 “wallahi he ate all da food?”

by OPPBLOCKBASHA11 December 17, 2019

Stanley Roper

Pornographic facial money shot that is rope like. Then the girl may look right into the camera with her mouth open:P

After marking her with the Stanley Roper, I sang that swingin semen theme song.

Cum and knock on her door,

take a sip of this spew,
a lovable space for loads,
for your face and throat,
threes company too.

I drained my balls,
In a menage a trois for you,
Or a three way rendezvous,
Threes company too.

by Seven fifty April 1, 2023

Stanley staco

He’s a confident and funny person, he gives the best advice, he’s such a great person to hang out with. You can never get tired of talking to him. He brings the best out of you and won’t let you down. He keeps his promises, he takes care of all the people he loves. He’s someone that acts like a fool and weirdo but only if he feels comfortable with you. He’s really one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. He has great hair, he’s hella handsome and makes me the happiest girl there ever was. He made me believe in love again. Hes such a great person and I hope he never lets me go. Thank u for giving me the best couple months baby. Happy 8 months babes.

Stanley staco is a very loving and sweet baby and I love him

by jazmine123 September 7, 2020