flake master flex

The supreme ruler in the art of the flake- frequently commits to attendance of an event or activity, but disappears without a trace as soon as you ask where they are.

Person 1: Where's Gonzo man? He said he was coming.

2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.

by Timothy Flinsmass February 11, 2018

Frosted Shit Flakes

Pieces of fecies that gather at the bottom of the toilet. I'm talkin bout that 2nd flush crew.

Sorry bro, but i took a nasty ass dump and left some frosted shit flakes.

by Jesus Cristos August 19, 2007

Crispy Ass Flakes

Noun. Flakes via the anus that are quite crispy.

If you don't wipe good enough, you accumulate crispy ass flakes.

by 3guyjoe November 19, 2013

Lil Pop Flakes

The best group of rappers alive

"Hey guys, im gonna listen to Lil Pop Flakes new trash... i mean song"

by wertyuiujhgfdxsdert September 21, 2021

Christian "Flake" Lorenz

Flake is a keyboardist in german Neue Deutsche Härte band Rammstein.

Do you know that Christian "Flake" Lorenz is keyboardist?

by sssSomebody March 08, 2018

Horny Cunt Flakes

When you wake up drowning in pussy

Henney enjoys Horny Cunt Flakes every Wednesday.

by Trednek7 December 17, 2020

Waka Vodka Flakes

A bowl of Frosted Flakes or Corn Flakes in which instead of milk, the user uses vodka .

Man: We ran out of milk again.
Man 2: *reaches for Smirnoff* "Waka Vodka Flakes?"
man: *high fives* Aw yeah!

by Blocka Blocka December 08, 2011