first minute

Refers to the action of completing a task immediately after it’s assigned. Opposite of last minute

If referring to a person who always does it first minute you can coin them as a first minuter

A: “He always does his homework first minute”
B: “I told you so didn’t I”

by weirdbitch527 January 28, 2022

First Bowl

Getting to be the first user of a particular public bathroom stall of the day, while it’s still clean and sanitary.

I get to work early everyday so that I can get First Bowl

by Rich Markle May 14, 2022

First Hater

The first hater of a post that patronizes the lucky individual that comments on a post with "first". Though "firsting" is irritatingly common and a totally stupid practice to begin with, it does in turn lead to a multitude of "haters" commenting in "retaliation".

Hypocrite: Fuckin Firstfags! noone cares.

Intellectual: Ditto for you...

Hypocrite: You're probably a firstfag too.

Intellectual: If I am that makes you a First Hater.

by Reiffenstein August 4, 2012

First Tribute

A ceremonial holiday within a BDSM power-exchange dynamic, commemorating the date of an initial act of financial submission by a submissive (sub) to their dominant (domme); specifically marking the occasion when the sub first surrendered to the role of a ‘paypig,’ willingly offering monetary tribute to their domme.

This date is commemorated as a holiday with a substantial gift every year of the submissive’s ownership—without exception.

Goddess Starfire’s paypigging of her submissive took place on November 15th, a date that was thereafter celebrated by both of them as First Tribute.

by FirstTribute November 6, 2023

First [Bubba]

The male partner/husband of a President of the United States who comes from the South and who chortles easily, instinctively slaps others' backs as a sign of affirmation, loves to eat barbequed meats, and who longs to be a NASCAR driver more than a male First Lady.

Howdy Mr. First Bubba, are those port ribs or beef?
The President didn't accompany the First Bubba to the tractor pull.

by seamusocadhla July 12, 2016

assk first

What you should always do when you want to squeeze/pinch/spank someone's behind.

I find that most cute chicks are reasonably "permissive" if they know you fairly well and like you okay; usually a gal will let you play with her buns if you are always a gentleman by making sure to assk first.

by QuacksO January 14, 2020

November First

angsty day of where your friend would tell u to wait until november first, and then you wait all that time to dind out nothing will happen and u fell for it

Friend 1: Omg yo yo yo friend its november first whats gonna happen
Friend 2: Nothing. Its november first. If u want something to happen, make something happen yourself.

by lemonsareverysour October 27, 2022