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Pineapple Express

1. An extremely potent marijuana that is a cross breed between Pineapple Kush and Train Wreck. The

Dopest Dope ever smoked

2. The best movie ever.
Maaan, that Pineapple Express wrecked me. Good bud.
by TonsofFun327 July 23, 2009
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wai-wai express

1) A glorified way to say that you have to walk somewhere
2) A budget means of transport

NB: Wai-wai translates to legs in Maori
Guy 1: Bro, how are we getting home tonight?
Guy 2: Wai-wai express bro
by anthubc2010-waiwaiexpress October 6, 2010
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Outhouse Express

Mail client inferior to Thunderbird, Opera, KMail, etc.
If you personified Outhouse Express and Idiot Exploiter, I'm sure the two would enjoy anal with each other.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
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Internet Explorer

A not surprisingly crappy browser created by Microsoft, apparently for the purpose of making web designers' jobs twice as hard, largely because of Bill Gates' arrogant disdain for any standards but his own.
Shall we continue investing our time in writing "hacks" to make our web pages display properly in Internet Explorer, or shall we just start designing for quality browsers instead?
by David Blomstrom March 4, 2007
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a recent halloween special for Dora the Explorer. They meet a really nice monster who has to get home by midnight. Hilarity ensues, including the song "Halloween, Halloween" and Swiper's happiest day in awhile. ( I mean, come on, he's getting to swipe candy without getting in trouble)
Since I had to go to school, I was fortunate to record the Dora the Explorer Halloween Special which was really on Stoney McHill.
by El_Scorcho October 31, 2003
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EXPONENTIAL FAIL

Noun

1. A FAIL several orders of magnitude greater than an Epic Fail. Reserved for only the most mind-bogglingly stupid acts a human is capable of. Raises (or lowers) the bar for FAIL, setting a new standard.

A person who commits an Exponential Fail, unless the Hand of God is involved somehow, likely does not survive the act, and they will serve as an example of what NOT to do for countless generations to come, worldwide.

Background: This term was coined when the act of 'Flashblooding' was discovered. 'Flashblooding' is practiced in African countries, usually slums near major cities.

It involves a drug addict injecting him/her-self with the blood of another addict who just got high in an effort to stave off the effects of withdrawals or in an effort to 'share the high', thereby voluntarily opening themselves up to a wide range of uncurable, deadly diseases.
Example:

Mbobo: Can I gits a hit off o' yo crack pipe?
Jenkem: No. I only gots enuf fo me.
Mbobo: Can I's habs summa yo blood so I can git high too?
Jenkem: No. I gots da AIDS and da Hepatitis.
Mbobo: Dats okay. I ain't been high in 3 days... I needs me sumtin.
Jenkem: No, dammit! (passes out)
Mbobo takes blood anyway and injects himself, knowing he has committed himself to a long, slow, painful, lingering death, setting both a new standard for stupidity and inadvertantly launching the phrase: EXPONENTIAL FAIL.
by Ariovistus July 14, 2010
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mexican express

"mexican express" is any weed used to pay for services when money is inconvenient or unavailable. It is typically used at small stores, fast food joints, and anywhere where the employees are bored out of their minds and/or the friend of whoever is paying. Unlike the "bowl pass," which is only used at ski resorts, mexican express is accepted across many kinds of businesses.
"Oh, you don't have any cash either? That's cool, the McDonald's on 14th takes mexican express."
"I wish I could pay my tuition with mexican express."
"Don't use the five finger discount, just get out your mexex."
by miaJ March 15, 2009
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