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mac envy 

a state of mind in which a mac owner realizes his once state-of-the-art computer has been surpassed by an even better mac (or iphone)
Ben: Where's Dan? I thought he'd want to help pick out my new imac.

Robert: He's at home with his blueberry G3. Decided that he can't go to the Apple store until he gets a real job. Too much mac envy.

Ben: Bummer. We should send a card.
mac envy by neurogirl312 October 23, 2010
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hormone envy 

1. (n) the desire of a pre-hormone therapy transsexual to have the hormones of the gender they identify as

2. (n) spite and resentment at another transsexual getting hormone therapy before you do (generally accompanied by grudging respect and congratulations)
Random FtoM: "That man in the corner is giving me such hormone envy! Look at those sideburns...I bet his testosterone levels are naturally that high."

Random MtoF: "Girl, I'm glad you got your hormones, but stop gloating. I've got a really bad case of hormone envy right now; I won't get mine for another month."
hormone envy by FreshAlacrity April 22, 2010

gender envy 

When you want to be Ten from Wayv/NCT so insanely bad and present your gender in the way he does.
the amount of gender envy i have for Ten is insane. i just want to sit there and look like him.
gender envy by nctology June 29, 2021

Bimbo Envy 

The desire to be treated as a beautiful woman who is not very bright, commonly known as a bimbo, for sexual gratification. Akin to (large) penis envy, victims of bimbo envy are often gay men, afflicted with poor self-esteem, who use large breasted women to lure young men. They regard physical beauty as the key to happiness, yet regard hot men with a mix of pride and contempt. Symptoms include cross dressing, addictions, abusive displays, playing victim, and other antisocial behavior associated with sociopaths.
Suffering from Bimbo Envy, Sebastian threw his twink boyfriend out for making him feel old and fat, then spent a small fortune on an extreme makeover, hoping to win him back.
Bimbo Envy by Peaches and Henry September 7, 2010

tulips envy 

They envy your looks, your curves, your lifestyle... heads turn when you walk into a room... Men love you ... Women want to be you.
Your a Tulips Envy Model!

Tulips Envy Urban Model Introductions is a female owned, niche Companion model introduction service that caters exclusively to hot, exotic, neck braking, young, phat booty, slim waist, beautiful face, sexy ass, stunner and Urban Ethnic ladies (mainly Black and Latina's). The models are hip Queenbees, fashionistas, charming, intelligent, hella trendy, personality off the charts, super curvy and a baddie, who knows her worth and likes nice things. Tulips Envy is known for stellar customer service and bespokeconcierge.

They introduce and arrange actual dates with the models who want to date rich gents, affluent, successful, wealthy gentlemen, UHNWI, HNWI, Celebrities, Athletes, Executives and hardworking men who can afford to spoil them and want to meet- date them too, different worlds colliding... Tulip Envy models are successful in their own right, have careers, go to college and always well bred- nice young ladies. Tulips Envy specializes in those that love honey dating, the mutually beneficial honest way of meeting someone and getting an allowance to go on nice trips, go shopping and experience luxury paid for by the older man. They are taking over the sugar baby / sugar daddy world... honey dating is way better.

All they do is WIN, win... win, everybody wins
I just went on a date that was to die for... Went shopping, got a massage at a spa then dinner at a Michelin star restaurant and all thanks to the nice gentleman who wanted to meet me courtesy of Tulips Envy. All on the up and up.

Tulips Envy has models that are sexy as hell... neck brakers and nice too.
tulips envy by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019

Penis Envy 

A highly reactive strain of psychoactive mushrooms or ‘magic shrooms’.
Bro when I was tripping on Penis Envy I transcended time and space - it was gnarly.

ipad envy 

what you get when all you douche bag, punk ass co-workers/friends flaunt their newly acquired ipads in your face.
I got ipad envy when he showed me a video on his slick new ipad, so I punched his bitch ass in the crotch.
ipad envy by revitup71 May 20, 2010