Similar to Penis Envy, this is common around photographers who have bigger lense attachments then another photographer.
Boy1: I was taking pictures around london with my SLR when i walked past the paparazzi. Their Lenses were MASSIVE!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!
by PaulCR February 19, 2009
Get the Lense Envymug. Men who appear to have an intense hatred of anything Cullen--the Cullen family, Twilight, Stephanie Meyer, or even just sexy pale men. In actuality, they really are just insanely jealous of the Cullens and are trying to distract you from the truth by hating on them.
"I bought the Edward Cullen Barbie doll, but my husband ganked it out from under my arm while I was sleeping and burned it in our chiminea. I think he has Cullen envy."
by Fallie the Pally March 13, 2010
Get the Cullen envymug. When tween stars such as Justin Bieber instill within you a range of emotions based on jealousy, caused by a misplaced and egotistical belief on your part that it should be you that is being adored, even though in most cases you are 30+ years old, unattractive, and have no discernible talent of your own.
(40 year old woman on the telephone)- "Did you see that Rebecca Black video? I want HER life...I got some bad tweenis envy!"
by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011
Get the Tweenis Envymug. A condition suffered by (typically uncircumcised) men who are embarrassed about not ejaculating as much semen as other guys.
Luis felt a pang of ejaculation envy as he saw Josh's semen pour out of April's pussy after his massive sperm dump and dreaded the sloppy seconds with his foreskin full of Josh's semen.
by cirkedboi November 8, 2012
Get the ejaculation envymug. gender envy is just the definition of ranboo man, No but seriously it means that, They look how exactly how you want them to look like.
by l3x1fy October 2, 2021
Get the Gender envymug. - Someone who you don't know at all who tries to assasinate your character. Usually because the envied person cockblocked the envy'r after one of the envy'r friends made the envied mad.
- A chronic problem reserved for good looking people.
- A chronic problem reserved for good looking people.
Money: Did you see that shit, It's been more than three months now and these haters still got facebook envy.
mad bro: I hate you money I consider you as a threat to all of us beta males. my girlfriend is thinking about you now. Bitch doesn't even talk to me anymore.
Money: That's what you get for pissing me off and not satisfying your woman.
mad bro: I GOT A FOUR INCH LONG PENIS WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT SATISFY?
Money: A four inch penis and an ugly mug? LMAO. I'm fucking your girl and look no hands and she paid me! HAHA
mad bro: <shoots himself>
mad bro: I hate you money I consider you as a threat to all of us beta males. my girlfriend is thinking about you now. Bitch doesn't even talk to me anymore.
Money: That's what you get for pissing me off and not satisfying your woman.
mad bro: I GOT A FOUR INCH LONG PENIS WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT SATISFY?
Money: A four inch penis and an ugly mug? LMAO. I'm fucking your girl and look no hands and she paid me! HAHA
mad bro: <shoots himself>
by theHated January 9, 2010
Get the facebook envymug. When your best guy friend gets jealous of the guy that is actually boning you.He will try to tell you bad things about the guy that is boning you.
Ted: The guy that likes you has a small penis, you shouldnt go out with him.
Sheri: Ted i think you have a slight case of penis envy
Sheri: Ted i think you have a slight case of penis envy
by bubbles the dominatrix June 21, 2005
Get the Penis envymug.