Men who appear to have an intense hatred of anything Cullen--the Cullen family, Twilight, Stephanie Meyer, or even just sexy pale men. In actuality, they really are just insanely jealous of the Cullens and are trying to distract you from the truth by hating on them.
"I bought the Edward Cullen Barbie doll, but my husband ganked it out from under my arm while I was sleeping and burned it in our chiminea. I think he has Cullen envy."
by Fallie the Pally March 13, 2010
Similar to Penis Envy, this is common around photographers who have bigger lense attachments then another photographer.
Boy1: I was taking pictures around london with my SLR when i walked past the paparazzi. Their Lenses were MASSIVE!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!
by PaulCR February 19, 2009
When you like someones status comment, picture comment or wall post on you're facebook.
You don't do it just because you like the post or comment but because you envy it so much you can't think of anything better to comment.
for example if their joke is too funny and you can't top it, instead of trying a comment back you just like their comment, to save perhaps embaressing yourself or wrecking their comment or post.
Other examples are when theirs no need for a comment and you're just showing you're envy of their facebook comment or post. this can be on your facebook or someone elses, see example 2.
Not to be confused with a Pitty Like
You don't do it just because you like the post or comment but because you envy it so much you can't think of anything better to comment.
for example if their joke is too funny and you can't top it, instead of trying a comment back you just like their comment, to save perhaps embaressing yourself or wrecking their comment or post.
Other examples are when theirs no need for a comment and you're just showing you're envy of their facebook comment or post. this can be on your facebook or someone elses, see example 2.
Not to be confused with a Pitty Like
Your status: Just watched the 40 year old virgin, it was fucking great.
Mark's comment: Awh man i I love that movie
You're comment: You know how i know you're gay?
Mark's comment: Because you're gay and can tell who else is gay?
*You like this comment*
Dude1: Man mark tottaly got me in my status about that new Judd Apatow movie, I had to give him an Envy Like.
Dude2: Yeah I seen that, it was a clear envy like, that could be embaressing if you guys werent good friends..
Example 2
Craig's status: Just had amazing pizza, weed and sex with my girlfriend multiple times on each front.
*You like this status*
Guy 1: Man did you see criags latest facebook post? sounds like he's having a great day, i Had to give him an envy like.
Guy 2: Fuck, I can't wait to get home and envy like that shit.
Mark's comment: Awh man i I love that movie
You're comment: You know how i know you're gay?
Mark's comment: Because you're gay and can tell who else is gay?
*You like this comment*
Dude1: Man mark tottaly got me in my status about that new Judd Apatow movie, I had to give him an Envy Like.
Dude2: Yeah I seen that, it was a clear envy like, that could be embaressing if you guys werent good friends..
Example 2
Craig's status: Just had amazing pizza, weed and sex with my girlfriend multiple times on each front.
*You like this status*
Guy 1: Man did you see criags latest facebook post? sounds like he's having a great day, i Had to give him an envy like.
Guy 2: Fuck, I can't wait to get home and envy like that shit.
by Frasemaster 5 February 16, 2011
A condition suffered by (typically uncircumcised) men who are embarrassed about not ejaculating as much semen as other guys.
Luis felt a pang of ejaculation envy as he saw Josh's semen pour out of April's pussy after his massive sperm dump and dreaded the sloppy seconds with his foreskin full of Josh's semen.
by cirkedboi May 29, 2012
gender envy is just the definition of ranboo man, No but seriously it means that, They look how exactly how you want them to look like.
by l3x1fy October 03, 2021
- Someone who you don't know at all who tries to assasinate your character. Usually because the envied person cockblocked the envy'r after one of the envy'r friends made the envied mad.
- A chronic problem reserved for good looking people.
- A chronic problem reserved for good looking people.
Money: Did you see that shit, It's been more than three months now and these haters still got facebook envy.
mad bro: I hate you money I consider you as a threat to all of us beta males. my girlfriend is thinking about you now. Bitch doesn't even talk to me anymore.
Money: That's what you get for pissing me off and not satisfying your woman.
mad bro: I GOT A FOUR INCH LONG PENIS WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT SATISFY?
Money: A four inch penis and an ugly mug? LMAO. I'm fucking your girl and look no hands and she paid me! HAHA
mad bro: <shoots himself>
mad bro: I hate you money I consider you as a threat to all of us beta males. my girlfriend is thinking about you now. Bitch doesn't even talk to me anymore.
Money: That's what you get for pissing me off and not satisfying your woman.
mad bro: I GOT A FOUR INCH LONG PENIS WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT SATISFY?
Money: A four inch penis and an ugly mug? LMAO. I'm fucking your girl and look no hands and she paid me! HAHA
mad bro: <shoots himself>
by theHated January 09, 2010
When your best guy friend gets jealous of the guy that is actually boning you.He will try to tell you bad things about the guy that is boning you.
Ted: The guy that likes you has a small penis, you shouldnt go out with him.
Sheri: Ted i think you have a slight case of penis envy
Sheri: Ted i think you have a slight case of penis envy
by bubbles the dominatrix June 08, 2005