empty reading

when you read because you're bored or tired or sad and even if the story is great, you don't feel anything

I was empty reading last night, and the plot was great, but i'll have to read it again so i can feel it.

by mRhehehe December 25, 2023

Empty threat from a finger gun

When someone threatens you with an imaginary godly punishment.

1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.

2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!

by Zombiewriter75 January 15, 2024

Empty humor

A type of humor where the punchline is the lack of

"He enjoys empty humor"

by Isaaccapa January 28, 2024

Empty Belly Syndrome

A condition that happens to people who are too lazy to make themselves something to eat. This condition usually leads to a watery stool.

I've got Empty Belly Syndrome. I'm just too lazy to get out of bed.

by JoeyBomm January 30, 2024

Big Empty

A song by the American rock band Stone Temple Pilots that first appeared in 1994 on the soundtrack of the film The Crow.

AllMusic critic Stephen Thomas Erlewine wrote that "'Big Empty' is a perfect encapsulation of mainstream alienation"4 and praised it as a highlight on Purple.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

empty the hose

when a male strokes his cock and emptys his creamy fluids

“hey Ricky did you empty the hose yet today”
“yea, why ya asking Cam”

by Ricky_cam42069 December 12, 2022

Empty the reservoir

Taking a piss/ emptying your bladder

Man I’ve gotta empty the reservoir it’s about to bust!

by Greatcornholio December 15, 2022