Sharp Elbows

When someone's elbows are sharper than the average person's elbows.

Aw man, my sharp elbows tore my shirt for the fourth time!

by Riotouscrow March 27, 2013

fat elbow

Similar to "fat finger"
When the folds on your arms knock over stuff or accidentally dial an ambulance company.

"OMG, Patty just fat elbowed my latte, again!"

by DeltaAlphaLimaEcho March 17, 2016

elbow job

to jack off with your elbow

i elbow job myself every night

by gr8andhappy April 24, 2015

Elbow penis

When your penis has such a harsh curve, it might as well have an elbow.

Jimmie entered his girlfriend sideways because of his elbow penis.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

elbow shrink

Anyone that is not racially black. Originates from "knee grow" sounding like negro and being the opposite of elbow shrink

This guy is such an elbow shrink, lives in a good neighborhood and never been to jail.

by b1tchpwnslice November 9, 2012

inner elbow

The soft closeable inner portion of the elbow where there is stretchy skin for the bending and unbending of the elbow

You should cough into your inner elbow.

by PinkBunnyX December 18, 2015

iPad elbow

A medical condition of the affluent, mainly incurred by having your arms at a 90 degree angle while holding your iPad in bed for a prolonged period of time. Problem exacerbated when trying to hold the iPad with one hand and jacking off with the other.

Sorry I cannot help you move next weekend. I'm suffering from iPad elbow.

by Grant Rampus July 14, 2016