Green Mean Drinking Machine

Someone who drinks monster bombs

He got totally shit-housed off of those monster bombs last night. He was such a Green Mean Drinking Machine.

by Lucille Ballz January 20, 2011

Mongolian drinking fountain

while in the heat of passion you flip your lover upside down and begin to piss in her pussy and subsequently drink from it like a cat

i have such a bad taste in my mouth because me and my girlfriend tried the mongolian drinking fountain

by tbunce May 6, 2008

joe biden drinking game

The act of drinking so much alcohol in one sitting that your nonsensical ramblings become similar to Joe Biden with no teleprompter.

Shannon: What’s wrong with Edward? I’m a little concerned. He hasn’t been making sense.
Steve: Oh, don’t worry, we played that Joe Biden drinking game earlier and he had 10 shots of whiskey in an hour

Edward: “We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women are created by...oh you know the thing.”

Steve: Come to think of it, maybe he has brain damage and alcohol poisoning.
Shannon: Let’s hit the hospital before he retells the creepy hairy legs in the pool story

by Paddow101 November 4, 2020

drinking the dregs

A tactic if you're not particularly attractive or popular which is to go for unpopular yet attractive girls

*WARNING* attractive yet unpopular girls can have the following preexisting conditions
1. emoness
2. gothness
3.bitchyness
4.weeabooness
5. acctually having a penis
6. stds
7. loose vaginas
8.tiny tittys
9.virginity
10.want for marrage
11. aids
12. actually having a penis
13. smoking
14. slutyness
15. racist parents
16.poor
17. stupidity
18.actually having a penis
19. being a prostitute
20. not having a car
21. bad past
22.bad credit
23.being a crack hoe
24. actually having a penis

God that girl is sooo goth but DAMN those tittys are great I'm gonna try drinking the dregs.

by The Medic Will Buttrape You! August 19, 2009

hallmark drinking game

Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie, take a shot.

Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood, take two shots
Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood and doesn't have any type of "ethnic" accent, take three shots.

Any time a hallmark movie has a person of color as the main character, drink the whole damn bottle

Dude, we played the Hallmark Drinking game. So sober bro.

by kingbumii May 4, 2015

Drinking Skirt

A skirt you put on before you go out drinking to pump yourself up for the night's activities.

"Maren, there's free beer at the Knockout! Let's go!"
"Hold on, let me put my drinking skirt on."

by Maren C February 21, 2009

Drinking Wagers

Bets made in any situation involving pickup games and alcohol, most notably between members of the same sex wherein the winner, by the conclusion of the night, has either had the most digits, or in the case of females, the most drinks.

See also take one for the team, cockblock, P.U.A.

Ie.- After having had over 12 free drinks, she ended up winning the drinking wagers

by Waynesville July 28, 2014