easter bunny

one who drops a plasic egg out of pocket and all the candy falls out during a softball game.

kate is a easter bunny.

by kate April 8, 2004

Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical - to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic - to act as a dark background to the hair

"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursdays"

by GTD July 30, 2008

easter egg

What a chick ovulates in the early spring

I fucked this chick on spring break, I sure hope my cum didn't get to her easter egg.

by Teabag March 27, 2005

easter egg

That nug of marijuana you "future date" by hiding in a random forgettable place in the house so that it may be found during times of need.

This works great when you've got extra weed you want to stash from your chimney girlfriend. It's kind of like a dog burying a bone for future use.

"Yeah! I forgot all about this Easter Egg!!"

Him: "I smell something new?!"
Her: "I know right?!"
Him: "Where'd you get that?!"
Her: "I found an Easter Egg at the bottom of the laundry soap!"

by Skycop August 21, 2016

easter egg

An unmarked police car

"Watch out, I think that's an easter egg behind you."

by smithers08 March 27, 2005

Easter Basket

When you eat hard boiled eggs from the vagina and use the vaginal fluid as a mayo like substitute.

Instead of a chocolate bunny I gave her an "Easter Basket" this morning.

by endej09 May 15, 2011

middle eastern holiday

A term for a trip to Iraq for soldiers of the British Army, as popularised by the band Hard-Fi in their song Middle Eastern Holiday

I've got to go, but what a prize to give
Package deal to the sun, everything is inclusive
Where bullet holes, scar the minarets
Smoke on the horizon a beautiful sunset

Going on my middle eastern holiday
Give me a gun, I hope to see my mum again
Going on my middle eastern holiday
Been gone so long, I hope I'm coming home some day
We can fight, we can fight

by steve_b August 30, 2005