B R E A D B A N K

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

B R E A D B A N K

by .Greg. October 10, 2020

Eazy E

One smooth mother fucker, who died of AIDS.

The boys in the hood are always hard....

by harold July 27, 2003

e-balls

A tendency to be bold and brash via internet correspondence, while being rather meek in a face-to-face setting.

John could only ask Kate out through hotmail when he had his e-balls.

by Alex DeVine August 1, 2003

Tik Tok E-Girl

A Tik Tok E-Girl:

Basically a girl who likes to wear A LOT of blush on their cheeks and on the tip of their nose. Of course some bold eyeshadow, eyeliner, highlight and wouldn’t be an E-Girl without an X or a heart under their eye or on their cheek.

E-Girls mainly wear a striped long sleved too and or any other top on top of that. Wouldn’t be an E-Girl without the classic skater skirt and a pair of tights XD. Mostly wears vans. Ofc has little pigtails in their hair as well

“How do you describe a girl wearing a striped top, some vans and a lot of blush?”
“That’s a Tik Tok E-Girl”

by Definitionmakur January 28, 2019

Ebalo si e maikata

Common phrase to explain in depth how bad the situation has become.

- We are all gonna die!
- Ebalo si e maikata!

by c0median November 18, 2018

e/n

Everything/Nothing. Generally used on messageboards, it refers to a type of post that means everything to the poster, and nothing to anyone else.

SF posted another e/n to the list, I hope he's got 10 bucks!

by James April 30, 2003

B.E.M.C.

Bitches Eat My Cum

Head shot motherfucka, B.E.M.C. (Bitches Eat My Cum)

by 00Derm October 2, 2011