harold's definitions

mikyhial

mikyhial is the force that keeps the planet spinning. one day, mikyhial saw a kid try to tie his shoes and he kept fuckin it up, mikyhial said to him “luh man u need help” the kid said “yeah” so mikyhial taught him how to tie his shoes and said to him don’t ever give up and follow yo dreams. that kid grew up to be barack obama.

i love mikyhial, he is a great guy, i hope i’m half as cool as him when i get older

by Harold November 22, 2021

sainT

the word to describe the 1337 way Harold plays

you have just been sainTed!!!
OR
OOOO you got sainTed big time
Or
its a bird, its a plane ... nah man its THE sainT

by Harold May 8, 2005

guinea T

(n) a sleeveless mens undershirt; a wifebeater or muscle T
(From the stereotype that italians wear these shirts; see guinea)

It's hot today; I think I'll just wear my guinea T

by Harold April 19, 2005

jock sniffer

(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social food chain. Sometimes do dirty work for jocks.

Mike is a jock sniffer who thinks he will meet more chicks if he hangs out with jocks.

by Harold April 19, 2005

toak

Another word for smoking marijuana.

We'll have a party, drink a bit, and toak.

by Harold February 2, 2005

harrisment

the act of being retarted;
proverbial tense of harris

forrest gump spent most of his life enthralled in harrisment

by Harold January 28, 2005

spap

Someone totally obsessed with pirates, lobsters, mantises, cockroaches, or bizarre alien combinations of all of the above.

Dazuro is such a spap!

by Harold January 15, 2005