duck

it a penis you stupid fucks don't you all listen to music
Call up your sister so I can get my duck sucked.
by bo January 22, 2004
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Shot a duck

An expression used when you fart

Past tense: shoot a duck
Gary: Damon, I just shot a duck
Damon: c’mon Dad
by Bathing Grape October 16, 2018
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Shitting Duck

When you are in a public bathroom taking a shit and someone else comes in and takes a nasty shit and leaves before you get done. You end up getting blamed for it by everyone that comes in after that.
"Man, I was at work taking a shit and Billy came in the next stall and dropped a bomb and left. When I walked out everybody thought it was me. I was a shitting duck."
by kingofpc August 16, 2009
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Rubber ducking

To describe your problems to a rubber-duck or other inanimate object. Common in software development, the act of describing your problem (as to a mailing list, friend, or a rubber duck on top of your monitor) often leads to finding the solution just a few moments later. In the mailing list case, rubber ducking would then be to mail the list again saying "Ok, that was dumb, but now I'm stuck on the part where...", then to discover THAT solution immediately after hitting SEND. Repeat, ad lib, fade.
"Sorry to spam the list -- I'm just rubber ducking, this morning. Problem solved. Nothing to see here, move along..."
by Chumette May 06, 2010
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Benson the duck

Benson is a toy led duck, who became popular due to the YouTuber/streamer Tubbo. Tubbo got the toy led duck in a stream called: Tubbo’s Chat Goes Shopping for $1000! Tubbo officially names the duck in his stream titled: Tubbo Unboxes $1000 Worth of Items w/ Ranboo!
I want Benson the duck, He’s so cute!
Don’t you love Tubbo’s cute LED, Benson the duck?
by Koio July 11, 2021
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Ruddy Duck

The mascot for an air refueling squadron based in Salt Lake City, UT. The name stems from their tendency to fuck each other’s poopy assholes and instead of cleaning the poop off their dicks they prefer to keep their dicks covered in poop beneath their flight suits all day.
What’s that smell?
That pilot is one of those Ruddy Ducks from Utah! He definitely has a poop covered dick under that pickle suit!
by 191RuddyDuck March 26, 2023
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Whore Duck

Anthony: Do You see how fuckin' drunk Sarah is?

Amanda: That bitch is a fuckin' whore duck for sure!
by antho821 March 08, 2009
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