Double Downward

When you're jackhammering your boy while totally riding his pole.

I love doing the double downward a.k.a. the dick scissors.

by Jesus Baca October 29, 2009

double cool with knobs

Used in England, instead of saying very very very very very very cool.

Omg, this is so totally awesome!
I know! It's like double cool with knobs!

by PeachyKeen July 9, 2003

Double Bluff

A double bluff is a type of bluff where you lure your opponent into thinking that you are bluffing, and commit to a position based on the perception that you're bluffing, when you in fact hold all of the cards. It's a very dad humor type of prank humor. E.g. filling a jar with spiders, placing it next to the cookies, and labeling it SPIDERS DO NOT OPEN.

Don't open that jar it's FULL OF SPIDERS!

"Ahhhhh! I thought you were kidding!"

"Ahahaha yes, it was a double bluff I got you!"

by barry b July 30, 2016

double facepalm

Stronger than "facepalm". When you cover your face with both your hands in extreme frustration or disappointment. Usually written between asterisks in online conversations.

- Hey there, did you finally get that DVD I asked you for?
- Oops... I forgot again, sorry! :D
- *double facepalm*

by d4ml4n February 11, 2009

double clicking the mouse

female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar

As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.

by weave March 22, 2003

Double Western Grip

When both the right and left hand are used simultaneously in a column format to stroke the base of the penis and is moved up and down. The Thumbs can be gyrated in unison or in a destructive interference pattern so that they are out of phase and in harmony. First made popular by French men, it later caught on by German males and females due the extreme domination that can be involved in the extreme penis straddling.

DOUBLE WESTERN GRIP!

by OMGWTFBBQ22 June 12, 2009

Tennesee Double-Bagger

The Tennesee Double Bagger is when the girl you are banging is so ugly you have to put a bag on her head, and one on yours just in case hers falls off.

That girl is so ugly, the only way I could fuck her is a Tennesee Double-Bagger!

by SlutBucket September 23, 2006