Douche Wobbler

One who asks an incredibly stupid question for no apparent reason. This term is the only way fit to describe such folk.

Dude, you are such a douche wobbler. I am happy I'm not your friend anymore.

by tehmayor September 24, 2010

Douche it down

A gentle reproach to someone (often a douche) to tone down their douchery.

"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"

"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down a notch"

"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"

"Hey Ritik.. Douche it down, and man the fuck up."

by babakamdev September 26, 2011

kingpin douche

Anyone who defies traditional levels of douchiness to royal, supreme standards or the most douchey person in a group of douches.

See that tribe of douches over there? The tall one is the kingpin douche.

I went out with this guy last weekend who turned out to be a total kingpin douche.

I'm not much of a bowler, but I'm pretty sure I could knock out the kingpin douche without any problem.

by lingua franca October 2, 2012

Excuse-douche

Term for someone who agrees to attend some sort of social occasion and backs out for some lame reason.

Luke: You coming to that party tonight man?
Robert: Nah man, gotta stay home and get baked.
Luke: What an excuse-douche.

by Woofsalot April 13, 2014

Douche Eye

A non-verbal cue given to express disappointment, disapproval, dislike, or general disdain. aka a dirty look.

The guy just stood there on his porch with his arms crossed and gave me the douche eye.

My wife didn't have to say anything when I said I wanted to go out with the guys. I knew the answer when she gave me the Douche Eye.

by bktscrambler October 6, 2009

douche it up

A person is already a douchebag. But when he or she gets drunk. It a whole new level of douchery.

damn dude i never thought this guy will douche it up in the club!

by ndizzle855 March 5, 2011

Douche Farm

Place where doucehbags are created. Typically colleges with big frat and sorority populations. After these "people" are created, we suffer the consequences.

Wow, Florida State is quite a douche farm.

by Malpaso March 2, 2009