Douche Farm

Place where doucehbags are created. Typically colleges with big frat and sorority populations. After these "people" are created, we suffer the consequences.

Wow, Florida State is quite a douche farm.

by Malpaso March 2, 2009

douche it up

A person is already a douchebag. But when he or she gets drunk. It a whole new level of douchery.

damn dude i never thought this guy will douche it up in the club!

by ndizzle855 March 5, 2011

Step-douche

An asshole step dad who tries to control you even though he's totally not your dad.

Friend: Hey you should totally come to the party with us!
Me: Sorry man my step-douche has grounded me

Friend: What why?
Me: He thinks he can fucking control me

by I.have.no.life97 September 29, 2017

Douche Wobbler

One who asks an incredibly stupid question for no apparent reason. This term is the only way fit to describe such folk.

Dude, you are such a douche wobbler. I am happy I'm not your friend anymore.

by tehmayor September 24, 2010

Douche Grin

More commonly referred to as a smirk, a douche grin is a smile that expresses scorn, smugness, etc. Often performed by smiling on one side only. The douche grin was named so because douchebags are inclined to abuse smirking.

That guy's douche grin makes me want to punch him in the face.

by Broski O'Bronald January 21, 2010

Excuse-douche

Term for someone who agrees to attend some sort of social occasion and backs out for some lame reason.

Luke: You coming to that party tonight man?
Robert: Nah man, gotta stay home and get baked.
Luke: What an excuse-douche.

by Woofsalot April 13, 2014

Douche Eye

A non-verbal cue given to express disappointment, disapproval, dislike, or general disdain. aka a dirty look.

The guy just stood there on his porch with his arms crossed and gave me the douche eye.

My wife didn't have to say anything when I said I wanted to go out with the guys. I knew the answer when she gave me the Douche Eye.

by bktscrambler October 6, 2009